Bad Movie Cliches

[Junkyard]

I... may have to break my promise not to go back to 007 movies, just this once.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Mr. Duck.....

Mister?   

[Junkyard]

It was either that, PSCD, Plastic, Plas, Plassy, or The Duckster.
I ain't gonna write out the full thing.

[call_me_nuveena]

It was either that, PSCD, Plastic, Plas, Plassy, or The Duckster.
I ain't gonna write out the full thing.

Duckie?  Aw, now I want to go watch Pretty in Pink.

[Junkyard]

By the way, why is it that two attractive people, (male or female,) are always the ones who find themselves in the middle of huge crisises?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

It was either that, PSCD, Plastic, Plas, Plassy, or The Duckster.
I ain't gonna write out the full thing.

"Ms. Duck" would have worked, too.

[Junkyard]

Oop! Dang.... really awkward.
Sorryboutdat.

[Tripe]

Wow you learn something new every day I assumed Duck was a Drake too, sorry honeybunch
Now ,why don't you pop into the kitchen and whip us all up some snacks.

[Tripe]

I... may have to break my promise not to go back to 007 movies, just this once.

Oh yeah I love Live and Let Die, it's the only Bond movie I actually like really.

The villain is way cooler than Bond and his scheme isn't that stupid, it's actually sort of clever. Plus 19-year-old Jane Seymour, rrrrrrrrrr.

[Junkyard]

Wait, that's not the one with the young skier who tries to seduce 007, and he shows some suprising restraint by turning her down?

[Tripe]

I think that's "For Your Eyes Only"

Another Moore Film and therefore quite entertaining (I'm in a minority with this opinion  )

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

And it's a skater....Holly Lynn Johnson.  The same skater from Ice Castles  (a "love story" about Robby Benson verbally abusing a blind girl until she starts figure skating again - why is this not a Rifftrax?)

And as far as "assuming" that I was a guy....

[Tripe]

I'm very sorry, I like goddesses..

What are you a goddess of?

[Junkyard]

I'm sorry, okay? There's just something overwhelmingly masuline about a glowing Duck Vader!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I'm sorry, okay? There's just something overwhelmingly masuline about a glowing Duck Vader!

There's something feminine about butterflies/moths....even if they're Japanese.      Mothra was a she.

And female rubber ducks are hard to come by.....and a .gif of a flashing duck is funnier than...