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Started by kyo, July 18, 2007, 06:25:11 PM

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Tripe

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:14:35 PM
That would be one very creepy thing to see walking down the street. Just an observation.

Guess I over-estimated the appeal of boobs here.

Oh no, I love boobs, but the smiley sort of looks like a penis with misplaced bollocks.

RVR II

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:14:35 PM
That would be one very creepy thing to see walking down the street. Just an observation.

Guess I over-estimated the appeal of boobs here.

Nah! I'm All 4 T & A, BUT...
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Junkyard

I don't care much about color, but a perfectly round, 40 pound head without a nose and only small black eyes would be disconcerning.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 23, 2007, 07:31:55 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:14:35 PM
That would be one very creepy thing to see walking down the street. Just an observation.

Guess I over-estimated the appeal of boobs here.

Oh no, I love boobs, but the smiley sort of looks like a penis with misplaced bollocks.

Yeah, but there's just so much detail before the Administratiors start getting nervous....

Fuzzy Necromancer

I'd like to add in the "unattractive" female lead, who is in fact basically a hollywood/fashion model type with slightly frizzy hair, faux-prep clothes, and glasses, hopelessly undermining the movie's preachy and trite message about physical beauty not mattering or some shit like that.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

Ortega

"But shes got a ponytail AND Glasses!" 

Junkyard

Yeah, scruffy hair and ugly glasses make a woman pretty much un-mate-able. Fact of life.

call_me_nuveena

Quote from: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
Yeah, scruffy hair and ugly glasses make a woman pretty much un-mate-able. Fact of life.

So I shouldn't dress up as the lovechild of Hermione Granger and Bill Gates for Halloween?  Is that what you're telling me?  'Cause I could always recycle the Freudian Slip costume.

Tripe

Quote from: call_me_nuveena on July 23, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
So I shouldn't dress up as the lovechild of Hermione Granger and Bill Gates for Halloween? 

Hot!

Er actually only half kidding, I like specky girls. :D

Junkyard

One thing they do, but always to a ridiculous extreme, is to have them have bad posture. This.... this I guess I DO find important. How a woman holds herself is something my brain considers when looking at a person. Often times, the difference between an attractive and unatractive overweight woman is whether or not she's let her weight weigh her down.

But the way they carry on in the movies, you'd think they had severl major tendons cut.

call_me_nuveena

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 24, 2007, 05:15:21 AM
Quote from: call_me_nuveena on July 23, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
So I shouldn't dress up as the lovechild of Hermione Granger and Bill Gates for Halloween? 

Hot!

Er actually only half kidding, I like specky girls. :D

So I can keep the Bill Gates part of the costume.

Tripe

Quote from: call_me_nuveena on July 24, 2007, 09:02:36 AM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 24, 2007, 05:15:21 AM
Quote from: call_me_nuveena on July 23, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
So I shouldn't dress up as the lovechild of Hermione Granger and Bill Gates for Halloween? 

Hot!

Er actually only half kidding, I like specky girls. :D

So I can keep the Bill Gates part of the costume.


Is that all you're keeping?

You'll certainly win most memorable coustume.

call_me_nuveena

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 24, 2007, 09:06:51 AM
Quote from: call_me_nuveena on July 24, 2007, 09:02:36 AM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on July 24, 2007, 05:15:21 AM
Quote from: call_me_nuveena on July 23, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
So I shouldn't dress up as the lovechild of Hermione Granger and Bill Gates for Halloween? 

Hot!

Er actually only half kidding, I like specky girls. :D

So I can keep the Bill Gates part of the costume.


Is that all you're keeping?

You'll certainly win most memorable coustume.

One can hope.

Junkyard

After your Blue Wig Pic, we certainly can.

call_me_nuveena

Quote from: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 09:17:20 AM
After your Blue Wig Pic, we certainly can.

I knew I should have posted the picture in which I flip off the camera. *grin*