The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Johnny Unusual]

Never let Mitchell go ahead of you on the golf course.

[Darth Geek]

Never let Mitchell go ahead of you on the golf course.

Do you think those would be full if he had gone ahead of you? Also they would all have cigarette butts in them.

[Johnny Unusual]

[Darth Geek]

Mike Down left his CPA job and became a graffiti artist.

[Johnny Unusual]

Finally, I know where the goose feathers are.

[Darth Geek]

To the very nipple of the parking garage.

[Darth Geek]

That's an unsolicited deck pic.

[Johnny Unusual]

I hope they are called Patio Benatar.

[Darth Geek]

I hope they are called Patio Benatar.

or Deck Dale

[Johnny Unusual]

[Johnny Unusual]

[Johnny Unusual]

Sure, just take your half out of the entirety.

[Darth Geek]

"Get ready with your Cher jokes."
"Hey, it looks like Cher!"

[eegah]

"Now I'm telling these son-of-a-bitches that we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen. And yeah, this is the land of opportunity for legitimate business, not for death merchants who distribute drugs to our children through schools and on the streets. Now I'm telling these motherf**kers that if they continue killing our children to make their precious millions that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts, counselor, before your last suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer. Got it?"

[Johnny Unusual]

Tomcat Wiseau