The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[mojoplasma]

This is how we southerners eat a vegetarian pizza.

[Darth Geek]

Unless I'm missing it, there's nothing on that pizza. No ingredients. So that's about what you'd have to do to get me to eat just a cheese pizza.

[Johnny Unusual]

The Pizza Hut twitter tribute to that one Vietnam photo was EXTREMELY ill considered.

[mojoplasma]

Gluten free... not necessarily lead free.

[Darth Geek]

Pepperoni season! Fire!

[Johnny Unusual]

[Darth Geek]

Shoo, cat! Shoo!

[mojoplasma]

The oldest trick in the book... Poke your leg out in a seductive shoe to lure in your male prey!

[The Lurker]

[Darth Geek]

*Norman groan*

[Darth Geek]

*Godzilla roar*

[mojoplasma]

"Well lets gitter up on the rack here and take look... WHOA!!! You got major problems here sir! Gonna be at least 3 grand Just on bottom here.
Your twisty thingy is broke.
The Bob Lark control is completely shot, and you see this right here..."

[Johnny Unusual]

"What, this?  This'll buff out!  No need to get our insurance involved."

[Henry88]

[Johnny Unusual]

"One!  Singular sensation..."