Jacob T. Caboose's Edumacation Extraordinarium

[Courtney]

Jacob, buddy, what the hell?  You're falling down on the job!   

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

sorry, things have been........... weird

I'll get started right now

[SmilinJackRoss]

ooh ooh!  Pick me!

[Courtney]

sorry, things have been........... weird

What's been weird?  Things okay?  Do you need to talk?  Should we set up a "Jacob T. Caboose's Counseling Session A-Palooza"?  

[Tripe]

A stable wormhole opened inside his laundry hamper.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

ooh ooh!  Pick me!

I pick NOTHING!!!

it's all random

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

BREAKING NEWS!!!


after several (what is it weeks?) of consideration I have decided to award Secretary it's official Jacob T. Caboose rating

Secretary - Whoa (4/5)

[Courtney]

Is that what's been weird?  Did Secretary change you?  Happens to the best of us.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

nope, not that, It's personal

[wurwolf]

It's okay, you can admit it if it's Secretary. That movie was so good it changed my life, too.

Onil, get the saddle and the carrots.

[Courtney]

nope, not that, It's personal

Gotcha.  Well I hope everything's okay!

Redacted for you not really having an actual personal problem.    

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

alright, it's not really personal (well not that personal), it's just classes and my roommate and his boyfriend (not really, but might as well be), always wanting to take up my precious movie watching time with things like Universal and movies in the theaters

[wurwolf]

Not personal like a saddle and carrots? You certainly had a different reaction to Secretary than I did, my friend.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

to be honest, Fritz the Cat took a while to get rid of, 5 viewings of Kung Fu Panda, a few episodes of Dinosaurs, and a third thing that escapes my memor-- The Happening!, I saw The Happening, that helped.


anyque
14)
The General (Fortis)


Johnnie loves his train ("The General") and Annabelle Lee. When the Civil War begins he is turned down for service because he's more valuable as an engineer. Annabelle thinks it's because he's a coward. Union spies capture The General with Annabelle on board. Johnny must rescue both his loves.

never would I have figured I would laugh at a 100 year old movie, yet here we are, congratulations Mr. Fortis, wherever you may be. I did have the pleasure of seeing this once before in my Film History class, and it's just as funny this time. The story is about how a Southern train engineer leads the victory of the South over the North during the Civil War, now some people are going to come around and put in their precious "Logic" but whatever, he was in the South, the fought against the North in a war, and they won, Woo-Hoo!! in your face actual history.

this movie gets an Awesome (5/5)

[a pretty girl is like]

to be honest, Fritz the Cat took a while to get rid of, 5 viewings of Kung Fu Panda, a few episodes of Dinosaurs, and a third thing that escapes my memor-- The Happening!, I saw The Happening, that helped.


anyque
14)
The General (Fortis)


Johnnie loves his train ("The General") and Annabelle Lee. When the Civil War begins he is turned down for service because he's more valuable as an engineer. Annabelle thinks it's because he's a coward. Union spies capture The General with Annabelle on board. Johnny must rescue both his loves.

never would I have figured I would laugh at a 100 year old movie, yet here we are, congratulations Mr. Fortis, wherever you may be. I did have the pleasure of seeing this once before in my Film History class, and it's just as funny this time. The story is about how a Southern train engineer leads the victory of the South over the North during the Civil War, now some people are going to come around and put in their precious "Logic" but whatever, he was in the South, the fought against the North in a war, and they won, Woo-Hoo!! in your face actual history.

this movie gets an Awesome (5/5)

Did William Hurt just wink at me?  Awkward.