Jacob T. Caboose's Edumacation Extraordinarium

[anais.jude]

I like how your review for the prestige is just as complex as the movie. Well done.

I like how the picture featured Gob (my love *hearts float around head)

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

20)
Signs

Mel Gibson plays a former priest who lost his faith after his wife was killed in a freak car accident. Six months later, he discovers a gigantic crop circle in his yard, similar events happen all over the world. Graham's children think it's aliens, his brother thinks it's pranksters, and Graham doesn't know what to think. The crop circles cause a media frenzy and test Hess's faith as he journeys to find out the truth behind the crop circles. However, as more and more strange events occur, he regains his faith and realizes something big is coming, and it's probably not going to be friendly.

MCSHAMALLAMA!!!!!!! you've done it again, this man must hate water with every fiber of his being, which happens to be about 70% water, this movie really got on my nerves, alright so, Mel gibson looses his faith after a police woman forces him to talk to his dying wife who has been sliced in half because of, who else, McShamallama (THIS MAN RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES!!) and then a bunch of other stuff happens, like his brother moving in with him, his son stabbing his dog, his daughter growing disgusted with water (what a surprise), and something about aliens. I spent most of the movie hoping the son would die, every time it looked like it was happening, there was a smile on my face, no movie should ever do that. contrary to popular belief, the aliens can in fact open pantry doors, and hold grudges. the thing that really gets on my nerves, other than the officer keeping the wife alive long enough to talk to the priest before she died, is that all throughout the movie I'm told time and time again that "Aliens are so smart" and yet here they are, on earth, with their only weakness, water, everywhere! at least they know when and where to try to take over though, thank goodness they weren't in Florida in the middle of summer, or in Hawaii or at the farm in the winter, then there's the thing with the news report after the aliens leave "They have found a primitive way to defeat them... no further information has been given" you would think that if it saved the earth, and was a primitive way, they would tell you what it was, in order to defend yourself, and out of sheer disbelief that that was the way to kill them.


I give this movie a huh? (2/5)
just makes me so angry

[mrbasehart]

I like the picture, but I disagree with your opinion on the movie.  I thought Signs was excellent.   

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

I like the picture, but I disagree with your opinion on the movie.  I thought Signs was excellent.   

you are entitled to your opinion, even though it's wrong and you're stupid

21)
The Count of Monte Cristo

'The Count of Monte Cristo' is a remake of the Alexander Dumas tale by the same name. Dantes, a sailor who is falsely accused of treason by his best friend Fernand, who wants Dantes' girlfriend Mercedes for himself. Dantes is imprisoned on the island prison of Chateau d'If for 13 years, where he plots revenge against those who betrayed him. With the help of another prisoner, he escapes the island and proceeds to transform himself into the wealthy Count of Monte Cristo as part of his plan to exact revenge.

This, I thought, was a lot better than that other movie I just reviewed,  this story was about Jesus' grudge against not Michael Westen and two other guys who aren't really important. it also features appearances by Dumbledore and that guy who's in every movie, Luis Guzman. I only have one beef with this movie, the inscription on the wall, if he couldn't read, that wall holds no importance to him whatsoever. other than that, the movie was pretty cool.


this gets a whoa (4/5)

not that it matters, Fortis seems to have gone..... it feels like the end of that South Park Episode, where Stan has to coach Little League Hockey

[Fortis]

Nope still here...sorry you didn't like Signs, but glad you liked Count of Monte Cristo, remains one of my favorite movies to this day...



...sorry I haven't been posting much guys, I've been sorta lurking since I've been way busy this past week.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Why does Shamalama have 25 percent less water than normal humans?

[anais.jude]

Because you touch yourself at night

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Why does Shamalama have 25 percent less water than normal humans?

he had it surgically removed