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Transformers 2 in summer 2009

Started by Minnesota, September 27, 2007, 10:04:22 AM

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Quote from: Mr. L on June 05, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on June 05, 2008, 01:57:59 PM
Or the fat loud tech-kid. And his cousin.

Gasp!  Or Anthony Anderson's Grandma!

well they were on her carpet
;D
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Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Quote from: Jacob T. Caboose on June 05, 2008, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: Mr. L on June 05, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on June 05, 2008, 01:57:59 PM
Or the fat loud tech-kid. And his cousin.

Gasp!  Or Anthony Anderson's Grandma!

well they were on her carpet
;D


Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (who can't get up)
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Invader_quirk

One will transform into a Life Alert, and it'll save them all at the end.

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torgosPizza

Quote from: Mr. L on June 05, 2008, 10:41:07 AM
c) "The robots are going to surprise a lot of people because we go with a lot of different levels"  ... I'm not even really sure what to make out of that one...

What he means is that, the robots are gonna be all like, GRAAAWWWW! And then a motorcycle jumps over an exploding helicopter and it's gonna be all RAAAWWWW GRAWWWWW!!!!

Oh and it'll be in slow motion.

RobtheBarbarian

They're filming the movie in my corner of Pennsylvania this weekend, apparently. Using an old steel mill. Someone my mother knows met Mr. Bay in a hotal and got his autograph.


Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Quote from: torgosPizza on June 06, 2008, 07:58:18 AM
Quote from: Mr. L on June 05, 2008, 10:41:07 AM
c) "The robots are going to surprise a lot of people because we go with a lot of different levels"  ... I'm not even really sure what to make out of that one...

What he means is that, the robots are gonna be all like, GRAAAWWWW! And then a motorcycle jumps over an exploding helicopter and it's gonna be all RAAAWWWW GRAWWWWW!!!!

Oh and it'll be in slow motion.

It will be Michael Bay's Citizen Kane
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Tripe

Quote from: Mr. L on June 06, 2008, 08:17:23 AM
It will be Michael Bay's Citizen Kane

Ah crap don't say that, the universe will hear and the cosmic prankster will ensure it happens.

Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on June 06, 2008, 08:22:12 AM
Quote from: Mr. L on June 06, 2008, 08:17:23 AM
It will be Michael Bay's Citizen Kane

Ah crap don't say that, the universe will hear and the cosmic prankster will ensure it happens.

Transformers 2: Now with more levels will go on to sweep the Oscars in EVERY category.
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

esoobaC .T bocaJ

"For the first time since Silence of the Lambs, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen has won all five major academy awards"
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Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Quote from: Jacob T. Caboose on June 06, 2008, 08:28:27 AM
"For the first time since Silence of the Lambs, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen has won all five major academy awards"

"Despite the film being 5 and half hours long it also won Best Short Live action and Best Animated Short"
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Hebs

Quote from: Mr. L on June 06, 2008, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: Jacob T. Caboose on June 06, 2008, 08:28:27 AM
"For the first time since Silence of the Lambs, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen has won all five major academy awards"

"Despite the film being 5 and half hours long it also won Best Short Live action and Best Animated Short"

When they saw the Spanish dub - it won "Best Foreign Film"
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Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Quote from: Hebs on June 06, 2008, 10:35:19 AM
Quote from: Mr. L on June 06, 2008, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: Jacob T. Caboose on June 06, 2008, 08:28:27 AM
"For the first time since Silence of the Lambs, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen has won all five major academy awards"

"Despite the film being 5 and half hours long it also won Best Short Live action and Best Animated Short"

When they saw the Spanish dub - it won "Best Foreign Film"

At the Oscar ceremony Megan Fox and Optimus bring down the house with the original song "Transform my Love" just before winning the Oscar for best original song.  TAKE THAT "ONCE"!

Transformers: The Musical would go on to rip broadway a new one by sweeping the Tony's and the following year sweeping the Oscars again with Transformers: The Movie Musical. 
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Junkyard

Quote from: Mr. L on June 06, 2008, 10:41:40 AM
Quote from: Hebs on June 06, 2008, 10:35:19 AM
Quote from: Mr. L on June 06, 2008, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: Jacob T. Caboose on June 06, 2008, 08:28:27 AM
"For the first time since Silence of the Lambs, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen has won all five major academy awards"

"Despite the film being 5 and half hours long it also won Best Short Live action and Best Animated Short"

When they saw the Spanish dub - it won "Best Foreign Film"

At the Oscar ceremony Megan Fox and Optimus bring down the house with the original song "Transform my Love" just before winning the Oscar for best original song.  TAKE THAT "ONCE"!

Transformers: The Musical would go on to rip broadway a new one by sweeping the Tony's and the following year sweeping the Oscars again with Transformers: The Movie Musical. 

After this, Bay is asked to direct the re-edit of a special edition Transformers Season 1. An awards ceremony is made up for Special Edition DVDs specifically so they can award Bay for it.
At the Oscar ceremony Megan Fox and Optimus bring down the house with the original song "Transform my Love" just before winning the Oscar for best original song.  TAKE THAT "ONCE"!

Transformers: The Musical would go on to rip broadway a new one by sweeping the Tony's and the following year sweeping the Oscars again with Transformers: The Movie Musical. 
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Hebs

Quote from: Junkyard on June 06, 2008, 10:48:57 AM
Transformers: The Musical would go on to rip broadway a new one by sweeping the Tony's and the following year sweeping the Oscars again with Transformers: The Movie Musical. 
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Michael Bay will then spit on the grave of Bob Fosse and win a Tony, an Emmy and and Oscar all in the same year.  (when Transformers 2 becomes a smash live-action TV show)
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