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[RVR II]

I just keep randomly asking Mike questions on here about the nature of the universe and what not.  If he ever does look in here, he'll see that I wanted to know how to make a shiv, escape from a well, and do advanced calculus.

That sounds logical.. Captain!

[Misty]

Why doesn't Mike do a podcast anymore? Too busy? I thought the one's who've been around here longer might know.

[warofthebees]

I think he was just uncomfortable with the podcast form.  If you listen to the pod casts, he doesn't seem like he was enjoying them.

Plus, like 90% of the questions were either "WHEN WILL YOU RIFF ____" or "WHEN IS JOEL COMING TO RIFFTRAX"  the answers of which to both are "Never."

[Misty]

ah, gotcha

[flarp]

You need to riff on the most unintentionally funny film ever "Project Grizzly"  A dumbass canadian (Troy Hurtibese) tries building a robocop inspired suit to protect himself from bear attacks and he and his redneck friends test it out but letting them beat on him with baseball bats and hit him with a truck and all sorts of other torture methods.. and you just have to see them to believe it it is the funniest documentary ever.

[warofthebees]

Mike, when will you return my lawnmower?  It's been three years and I am getting concerned.  I have not cut my grass since 2007.  Please return my mower.

[CyberFox]

Mike, Is there any chance that we will see the Rifftrax stuff available for instant stream on Nextflix?
If there is... That would be awesome!

[warofthebees]

Mike-Are you going to be in Columbia anytime soon?  I have been kidnapped by drug dealers and they said they're going to send an ear to my family! 

[goflyblind]

mike, who would win in a fight between the enterprise-d and the executor?

[Bolt-Vanderhuge]

Hi Mike,
Loved the Rifftrax Live Reefer Madness. My friends and I had a lot of fun. We were really hoping that the "Grass" short would be available for download after the show. That was amazing. Are there any plans to release it?

[warofthebees]

Mike-What the hell is a gigawatt?

[goflyblind]

mike: if a train leaves toronto at 12 p.m. (local time) travelling at 85 km/h heads towards los angeles, and another train leaves los angeles at 9 a.m. (local time) at 60 mph where will they meet?

[warofthebees]

mike: if a train leaves toronto at 12 p.m. (local time) travelling at 85 km/h heads towards los angeles, and another train leaves los angeles at 9 a.m. (local time) at 60 mph where will they meet?

Hey, don't steal my shtick! 

In all honesty, though, I like to imagine that someone at Legend Films keeps this thread open just for the laughs.

[SpelCastrMax]

Dear Mike,
Any idea if there's anyway I can request for an encore of a rifftrax live show to appear at a theatre in my area?  P.S. Do you ever miss wearing the coveralls?  Thanks

[Darth Geek]

mike: if a train leaves toronto at 12 p.m. (local time) travelling at 85 km/h heads towards los angeles, and another train leaves los angeles at 9 a.m. (local time) at 60 mph where will they meet?

I think it'd be funny if that was the question Mike answered.