Submit your questions here!

[Sharktopus]

I need an answer by tomorrow, otherwise I will fail the class and get kicked out of college!  I'll have to go back to my old job selling rock cocaine!

That sounds pretty lucrative. Are they hiring?

[warofthebees]

Mike-
I am writing this from Folsom Prison.  I was arrested for selling rock cocaine.  Are you happy!?

That is my question.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I'm not happy that they give convicted felons internet privileges....seems reckless.

[warofthebees]

I'm not happy that they give convicted felons internet privileges....seems reckless.

Mike, how do you feel about convicted felons having internet access?  Are you for it or against it?  If you don't answer, my cell mate is going to beat me with a bar of soap wrapped in a sock!  I need an answer, or I may be seriously wounded!

[bettertomorrowamy]

I'm not happy that they give convicted felons internet privileges....seems reckless.

Mike, how do you feel about convicted felons having internet access?  Are you for it or against it?  If you don't answer, my cell mate is going to beat me with a bar of soap wrapped in a sock!  I need an answer, or I may be seriously wounded!

Don't answer him, Mike.  Criminals deserve to suffer.

[warofthebees]

It's Mike's fault I'm in here!  He never answered my last question and I got kicked out of school and had to sell cocaine again!

One more question:  I've managed to anger both the Crips AND the Bloods.  How can I smooth things out without being stabbed with a spoon?

[gameboyaz]

Hey Mike!  After just watching MST3K's Hobgobilins for the upteenth time, i gotta ask:  any plans for a Rifftrax of Hobgoblins 2???

[warofthebees]

Mike-Well, I got stabbed with a spoon shank.  Did you know they hurt?  That's not my question, though.

My question is now whether or not you know how to tunnel out of a prison using only a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.  I'm going to Ziwata--Zihuatahoo...Zimbabwe.  How much is a plane ticket?

[leeand00]

Mike,
I just noticed that Firefox has started to support Chroma-keying for video inside the browser, if you ever want to re-instate the shadows in front of the movies, this may be the way to go:'

Here's an example (sort of)
HTML5 Chroma Keying http://www.craftymind.com/2010/04/20/blowing-up-html5-video-and-mapping-it-into-3d-space/?reddit

I'm just saying that it supports it, and it may be a business opportunity worth looking into boobie!

Please let me know what you think, as I think it would be alot better than the current rifftrax player...

Thanks,
   Andrew J. Leer

[shodan]

hey i was just wondering out of all the movies youve seen in your life, have you ever encountered a movie that you said to yourself, il wouldnt riff this. either because it was just to good and sacrosanct or just really bad with nothing to work with. essentially is there for you an "untouchable" movie and why?

[warofthebees]

Mike:  I recently fell into a well with only a laptop computer at my disposal (which is how I am on the internet).  How can I escape, and if I do, who would hear my harrowing tale of love, loss, and laptops?

[mstachiw]

Dear Mike,

My name is Mike too (small world I guess) but I digress. I'm sure you've been asked a million times times to riff this film or that one but I just came across a gem...



Trailer

http://www.amazon.com/Hell-Comes-Frogtown-Julius-LeFlore/dp/B000059PP6

Is this Piper classic Riffable in our future?

Best

Michael "Mike" Stachiw

[Johnny Unusual]

Well, first of all, Mike doesn't do ask Mike anymore (maybe someday).

Secondish, one of the rules for ask Mike is to not ask him to riff movies.

Threedly, there's a film suggestion board if you scroll down a bit.

Just thought ya'd all like ta know.

[RVR II]

We let newbies know this all the time but stil.. Still they persist

[warofthebees]

I just keep randomly asking Mike questions on here about the nature of the universe and what not.  If he ever does look in here, he'll see that I wanted to know how to make a shiv, escape from a well, and do advanced calculus.