Bad Movie Cliches

[call_me_nuveena]

I'd... like to disagree, but I guess you carrying that flamethrower with you whenever you take out the trash MAY be a little paranoid.

You should see what I carry with me when I go on dates.

[Junkyard]

"Would you mind if I... kissed you?"
"Not at all." *blushes*
"Could you put down the gardening shears first?"
"No."

[call_me_nuveena]

o.O  Are you stalking me?!?

[Junkyard]

No, please! Put down the eggbeater! I'm just insanely good with lucky guesses. Not the first time it's got me in trouble.

[call_me_nuveena]

Okay, now I know you're not stalking me; I had a concrete lawn gnome in my hands, not an egg-beater.

Good guess the first time around, though!

[Junkyard]

You know, women generally know how creepy it would be to be stalked. Men are so hard up for feminine attention, they'll assume it would be flattering.... until it happens.

Speaking of dumb men, another cliche: Really Dumb Men.
The kind of men who get led into a dark, obvious death trap of a place by an overly- interested female. Call me an optimist, but I can't believe we'd all be that damn stupid.

[call_me_nuveena]

And if you'll just follow my large, silent chainsaw-wielding cousin into this dark, deserted alleyway, we can test your theory.

[Tripe]

Nobody in the horror films seems to know the maxim "two shots to the head, you know they're dead"

[Junkyard]

And if you'll just follow my large, silent chainsaw-wielding cousin into this dark, deserted alleyway, we can test your theory.

Haha, boy, how stupid do you think I... ha, I.....

... Dammit. I'd do it. Even for a girl over the internet, I'd do it.

DAMN THIS TESTOSTERONE AND LOW SELF ESTEEM!

[call_me_nuveena]

Nobody in the horror films seems to know the maxim "two shots to the head, you know they're dead"

Yeah, and that, after two shots to the head, you empty the rest of the clip into their spinal column.  Although someone like Jason Voorhies or Michael Meyers might actually move faster in a wheelchair...

[Junkyard]

Halloween again. JUST KEEP STABBING! ONE GIRLY SHIVVING WON'T STOP A 60 YEAR OLD MATH TEACHER, MUCH LESS A PSYCHOPATH!

[Tripe]

Yeah, and that, after two shots to the head, you empty the rest of the clip into their spinal column.  Although someone like Jason Voorhies or Michael Meyers might actually move faster in a wheelchair...

See I'd love to see that, the razor sharp blades on the wheelchair wheels.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Nobody in the horror films seems to know the maxim "two shots to the head, you know they're dead"

Horror films, hell.   I was thinking that all through the movie, Serenity....as the supposed hero would shoot the Goverment Man in the chest once and then turn his back on him.

No wonder these guys were on the losing side of that war.

[call_me_nuveena]

Horror films, hell.   I was thinking that all through the movie, Serenity....as the supposed hero would shoot the Goverment Man in the chest once and then turn his back on him.

No wonder these guys were on the losing side of that war.

Yeah, especially since all they had to do for the proper motivation was think, This Government Man looks very much like that CEO at FOX who canceled Firefly!  DEATH TO THE PIG!

[Douglin]

You mean the dude that survived the crash? He was like over 100 feet away!  He was lucky to hit him at all!