Bad Movie Cliches

[Principal_Skin-trade]

(Guy gets hit in the balls)
Guy:Ohh! That's gotta hurt!
(Guys sit around drinking beer)
Guys: I like to par-tay woo woo!!!
(Guys sit in car)
Guys: Woo woo!! We're partying yeah! woooo!!

[daltysmilth]

I think at this point it's become kind of a cliche to make comedic references to the original Star Wars trilogy.

[ChrisHanel]

I think at this point it's become kind of a cliche to make comedic references to the original Star Wars trilogy.

Yeah, I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee than...

...DAMMIT!

[Sideswipe]

The Force is strong with this one

[Junkyard]

I have a bad feeling about this line of discussion.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

Luminous posters we are! Not this crude matter!

[Rude]

...

Great Scott, this thread is heavy!

-Rude

[gbeenie]

That's no thread... it's a space station.

[ChrisHanel]

Good night everyone, you've been a wonderful audience. Try the veal.

[Keroppi20]

"Hold on, it's going to be a bumpy ride."  or "Hang on things are going to get crazy" or some such variant of that line.

The shy kid who doesn't speak finally is made to utter a word by a new compassionate adult who is brought into their life, usually a love interest of their one remaining parent.

[Tripe]

In the Future the President of the US will always be Black (for that is how you know it is THE FUTURE), though still not a woman oddly enough

[daltysmilth]

Every time a high-ranking military officer discovers some kind of new destructive weapon or technology, he (it's always a man) wants to use it against the "bad guys", and doesn't care if it will destroy the people he's supposed to be trying to protect.  And if someone tries to point out that innocent people will die if he does so, he'll always say something like "Let them die!"

That's actually one of the reasons I actually liked the Hulk movie.  The big General guy could have used the Hulk as a weapon or something like that, but instead he decided he didn't want to risk innocent lives, so he tried to have the Hulk buried underground.  It was a refreshing change... a high-ranking military officer who specifically wants people to not die.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

I felt a disturbance... as though millions of apes cried out in terror... and were suddenly silenced.

[hare.29]

The straight-laced character who is enticed into drinking and becomes the defacto crazy/stupid/obscene comic relief person.

[Sideswipe]

I feel this forum is becomming a wretched hive of scum and villiany.