Tweeters Never Prosper

[Johnny Unusual]

@edgarwright

'Christine' would be a lot less scary if it had that stupid Lyft moustache.

[The Lurker]

Another @badfantasy

"The Steampunker landed on her airship deck. She was covered in gears and tubing and pistons. 90% of the stuff didn't do anything."

[Johnny Unusual]

@kyle_lippert

"Maybe sit this one out today, brands."

[The Lurker]

[RVR II]

Stupid ebola twits..
http://www.playboy.com/articles/stupid-ebola-tweets?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Facebook_10222014_pbmsfbEbolaTweets

[Johnny Unusual]

"Who's ready to ruin Halloween?" -- a tiny box of goddamned raisins

- @PattonOswalt

[RVR II]

[BathTub]

A guy I know at work made a twitterbot specifically to tell people to remove their bankcards from twitter.

[Johnny Unusual]

"You could put one of those "If you lived here, you'd be home by now" signs almost anywhere and it might be true."
@ScottAukerman

[Johnny Unusual]

If you are a film buff, follow @OnePerfectShot as it is a great celebration of really good single shots from films (it makes me want to see all of them again even the bad ones).  Recent pics included these.

Metropolis


Overlord


The Great Piggy Bank Robbery


The Incredible Melting Man


The 'Burbs


What's Opera Doc

[Edward J Grug III]

@astarlia

Best thing about current Australian politics: The Member for Batman is the current Shadow Minister for Justice.

(This is 100% true)

[Johnny Unusual]

@StephenAtHome

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: World hunger is over because I just ate.

[Darth Geek]

This is brilliant!

[Edward J Grug III]

It is brilliant. It's not a tweet, but it's spot on.

[Johnny Unusual]

@frankconniff

"Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are defending Bill Cosby, so at least he's got that going for him."