Tweeters Never Prosper

[BathTub]

Anyone know how to embed tweet onto the forums, other than from screenshots?

Given the age of the software doesn't directly support embedding YouTube, I'm pretty sure there is no direct Twitter embedding.

[Darth Geek]

Thanks to @DiamandaHagan for retweeting it:

Murder Cookie ‏@MerylSFortney  · Jun 8 
How many men's rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all of them

[Johnny Unusual]

@comicjamesbruce
If I could take only one book on an island, I'd use it to crush monkeys and eat them.  I need to survive bro.

@JohnnyUnusual
I want to see a story about a ghost in heaven trying to haunt people but not being able to.

[Darth Geek]

Just going to put this here, and sit back and watch RVR's head explode.

[The Lurker]

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@Awful Fantasy

"The Druid, with his three animal companions, awoke to a falcon greeting them in the morning. That made three familiars and one unfamiliar."

[Johnny Unusual]

@edgarwright

If a situation arose where a killer said they'd shoot me unless I sang the entire lyrics of 'Seven' by Prince, I'd ace it. Stick with me.

@bobducca

Ex step daughter just said I smell "like a serial killers garage sale". What is this in ref. to? Is it a song or dance move?

@ConanOBrien

Gummi worms are incredibly popular, so I'm not sure why my line of gummi chiggers didn't take off.

[The Lurker]

More @AwfulFantasy

[Darth Geek]

More @AwfulFantasy

The altar is painful?
Yep.
Does it have to be?
Not really.

[Darth Geek]

From Paul F Tompkin's Twitter:
I used to think puns were the lowest form of humor, but now I know it's making fun of typos.


EDIT: D'oh! Fixed.

[Johnny Unusual]

From Paul F Thompson's Twitter:
I used to think puns were the lowest form of humor, but now I know it's making fun of typos.

Oh, I'm not falling for that one.

[The Lurker]

Anyone having trouble getting Twitter to work on Firefox?  Whenever I try to enter my username and password, it just refreshes the page.

[Johnny Unusual]

@PuddinStrip (Matt Oswalt)

RIP Joan Rivers and after her makeup is completely removed, RIP Abe Vigoda

[The Lurker]