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Started by RVR II, February 01, 2012, 06:06:37 PM

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Smith Dr John Smith

Quote from: Gunflyer on February 10, 2012, 07:45:35 PM
Quote from: Smith Dr John Smith on February 10, 2012, 06:51:17 PM

Jack not name,Jack job!
I WADDA GO DOO HOLLYWOOD!!!

You want to do Hollywood?  Okay but I am pretty sure you will pick up an STD.
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Russell

Quote from: Smith Dr John Smith on February 11, 2012, 03:25:17 AM
You want to do Hollywood?  Okay but I am pretty sure you will pick up an STD.
You're thinking of Holly Wood from the movie cool world.   ;D

Tripe


Darth Geek

Quote from: Gunflyer on February 11, 2012, 08:25:02 AM
Quote from: Smith Dr John Smith on February 11, 2012, 03:25:17 AM
You want to do Hollywood?  Okay but I am pretty sure you will pick up an STD.
You're thinking of Holly Wood from the movie cool world.   ;D
In that case it's be more ink stains, or paper cuts.


Russell

Quote from: Darth Geek on February 11, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Gunflyer on February 11, 2012, 08:25:02 AM
Quote from: Smith Dr John Smith on February 11, 2012, 03:25:17 AM
You want to do Hollywood?  Okay but I am pretty sure you will pick up an STD.
You're thinking of Holly Wood from the movie cool world.   ;D
In that case it's be more ink stains, or paper cuts.
Heh heh... oh, after careful consideration, I'm not even going there.  :D

RVR II

Well received the link for the other position the company is hiring me for last night, had to resend 3 references (2 former coworkers and a friend) then went for my drug screening and physical this morning and all looks good..

I'm supposed to receive 2 assessments from their Human Resources dept later today I guess with regards to tool knowledge er something like that that I will have to send back to them tomorrow.. :-\

All this while fighting a head cold :-[

Kete


Thrifty

I applied for a job that I'm not actually interested in and am not really qualified for in order to appease the Pennsylvania Department of Labor and Industry (need to apply to at least 3 jobs a week as a condition of receiving unemployment benefits).

Despite my total lack of qualifications, the CEO contacted me (from his Gmail account) and wants to do an interview.

This is the company's web site.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Thrifty "Seventy Sheds" Jackson on February 14, 2012, 10:51:47 AM
I applied for a job that I'm not actually interested in and am not really qualified for in order to appease the Pennsylvania Department of Labor and Industry (need to apply to at least 3 jobs a week as a condition of receiving unemployment benefits).

Despite my total lack of qualifications, the CEO contacted me (from his Gmail account) and wants to do an interview.

This is the company's web site.

Well, one afternoon with MS Paint and a decade-old copy of FrontPage and you could improve their website by a factor of ten.
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

Tripe

Wait, is FrontPage still made?

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on February 14, 2012, 11:26:26 AM
Wait, is FrontPage still made?

No. That's why he needs a decade-old copy.
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

Tripe

Ok I wasn't sure, I've not used it for years and wondered what the newest version would be like compared to an decades old one.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on February 14, 2012, 11:54:55 AM
Ok I wasn't sure, I've not used it for years and wondered what the newest version would be like compared to an decades old one.

I think they morphed it into some other garbage application.
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

Tripe

Apparently, a quick search tells me, it actually budded into two garbage applications.