The Dark Knight Rises

[anais.jude]

Superman can't have sex with a normal woman. He'd blow his load like a shotgun through her back.

Why would you even think about that?  I think I am going to be sick.

He didn't http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113749/

[a pretty girl is like]

Superman can't have sex with a normal woman. He'd blow his load like a shotgun through her back.

Why would you even think about that?  I think I am going to be sick.

He didn't http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113749/

He didn't either.  Larry Niven did. http://www.redboots.net/comics/moswok.htm

[a pretty girl is like]

Superman can't have sex with a normal woman. He'd blow his load like a shotgun through her back.

Why would you even think about that?  I think I am going to be sick.

He didn't http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113749/

He didn't either.  Larry Niven did. http://www.redboots.net/comics/moswok.htm

There's also some very NSFW pictures drawn by Curt Swan that pertain to this article.

[a pretty girl is like]

Correct. You can thank Kevin Smith for that.

You are both wrong!  If only my previous replies weren't tagged as spam!

[a pretty girl is like]

Thanks you, MODS! 

[TheUnabeefer]

Thanks you, MODS! 

Well fuck I think mine is now spam-marked.

**GASP** Rifftrax Forum Mods must approve of SOPA!! How dare they?!

[Russell]

Thanks you, MODS! 

Well fuck I think mine is now spam-marked.

**GASP** Rifftrax Forum Mods must approve of SOPA!! How dare they?!

Pants to be darkened!

[Darth Geek]

Pants to be darkened!

[Russell]

Pants to be darkened!

Is it ironic that that could become a meme before too long if it isn't already?

[Watchman]

Superman can't have sex with a normal woman. He'd blow his load like a shotgun through her back.

Imagine Hulk. One load could've drowned and/or impaled Jennifer Connelly. How many inflatable pools could the Hulk's load fill....

To be on topic I could say "imagine Bane", but Tom Hardy's already exposed himself in a number of films. I guess his Bane will kind of be like Bronson minus the naked crisco-slathered combat?

[doggans]

Depends how concerned he his about his size, I guess.

[Watchman]

Well Hulk isn't doing his nailing while Hulking, is he?

I haven't looked into the expanded universe, so I can't say for sure. 

OT: Do genitals even exist in the Star Wars universe?

[Scribblesense]

Well Hulk isn't doing his nailing while Hulking, is he?

I haven't looked into the expanded universe, so I can't say for sure. 

OT: Do genitals even exist in the Star Wars universe?

The answer to your question is a big, firm, shiny yes.

[anais.jude]

What is wrong with you? 

[Johnny Unusual]

Well Hulk isn't doing his nailing while Hulking, is he?

Actually, yes, but the girls that I know of were a demonic universal conqueror Umar (browbeating sister to the Dread Dormammu) and an uber-powerful alien whose name escapes me.

They had a son, whose aged accelerated and eventually found his way to Earth.



So yes, the Hulk has gotten busy, but only with women who could survive it.