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The Dark Knight Rises

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Russell


Watchman

Quote from: Anais.whatever on January 20, 2012, 01:28:10 PM
Quote from: Gunflyer on January 20, 2012, 01:20:31 PM
David Bowie's crotch allegedly and ironically held the female audience's attention.

No, it's true. Oh it's damn true

Even as Pontius Pilate from The Last Temptation of Christ?

Darth Geek

Quote from: Gunflyer on January 20, 2012, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on January 20, 2012, 01:28:10 PM
No, it's true. Oh it's damn true
Then maybe you'll like Jew Wario.  ;D

:D Trying to find a picture of him in Suburban Knights with the crotch flare, but I can't.


Russell

Quote from: Darth Geek on January 20, 2012, 08:19:32 PM
:D Trying to find a picture of him in Suburban Knights with the crotch flare, but I can't.
All the people who hate Suburban knights(which are probably few and far between) seem to ONLY complain about the crotch flare. Except Marzgurl, Obscurus Lupa and Nostalgia Chick. For some reason they like huge penises... I don't know why.

Tripe

Quote from: Sutter Cane on January 20, 2012, 03:41:20 PM
Quote from: Anais.whatever on January 20, 2012, 01:28:10 PM
Quote from: Gunflyer on January 20, 2012, 01:20:31 PM
David Bowie's crotch allegedly and ironically held the female audience's attention.

No, it's true. Oh it's damn true

Even as Pontius Pilate from The Last Temptation of Christ?

That's a quintessential example of a film being nothing like as good as the book.

But then Kazanstakis, who I love, is hell to adapt. Though Pulp didn't do a bad version of Zorba:


;)

Ben

I'm a little worried about Bane, to be honest. I can't help but be reminded of a remark by Mike from the Film Crew commentary of KILLERS FROM SPACE:

"Here's another directing tip, put your lead actor in a giant face mask. Have him mumble through it."

gbeenie

Quote from: Shodan一心流 on January 15, 2012, 06:26:19 PM
Quote from: Gunflyer on January 15, 2012, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on January 15, 2012, 05:42:00 PM
I get that feeling too. And while normally I would say that Warner Brothers wouldn't do that, they know that a reboot of some kind is the next step. Particularly with them making what will hopefully be a successful Superman movie, I am sure they are thinking crossover. And the Nolan Batman does not play well with others.
A Superman/Batman movie? Fan boy's dream come true, but there's no way they could make a feasible movie out of that.
there are quite a few instances within the comic realm of a superman batman crossover ( and if they got their act together they might be able to produce a justice league movie). the key is to STAY FAITHFUL TO THE COMIC STORY ARC and to HIRE COMPETENT ACTORS.

What "comic story arc" are you referring to? That story has been re-told a dozen times in the comics (in fact, it's being re-told right now in the rebooted Justice League comic).
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

shodan

i meant just generally to whatever crossover arc they choose to base the movie off of.

D.B. Barnes

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Tripe

A side benefit of doing extra work I suppose, my friend Jim also got to be legoised. :)


RoninFox

Quote from: Gunflyer on January 17, 2012, 03:03:25 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on January 17, 2012, 02:12:30 PM
Or "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum. Also, put on these glasses."
If you're implying Bane is some kind of Duke Nukem wannabe....
It saddens me when someone attributes that line to Duke.  Especially since the glasses line is right there as a guide.

Damn, now I wanna watch They Live again, and it's still 4 hours until I leave for home.
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D.B. Barnes

New photo of Catwoman.



It was so thoughtful of the studio to release such a clean cutout. Makes it very easy to shop that right into your personal photos. Eh? Eh?!?
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Starman!

Catwoman is going to be the new RVR II

TheUnabeefer

It looks like they Photoshopped her butt.  (kinda blurry and stretched there)

I'd photoshop the HELL out of her butt...












...sexually.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


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