Who would you want in your werewolf movie?

[Darth Geek]

Watching Werewolf now, and got to thinking: Who would you want in your werewolf movie?

First off I need somebody really tough to battle the werewolf in the final scene. So I would go with Eddie Deezen's tough brother, Sylvester Deezen.

And of course you need a love interest. But I would want someone sensitive that the audience can relate to. So I choose Vin Diesel's sister, Ann Diesel.

And as the old wise mentor to the hero, Roger Clinton.

Also for the fans, I'd have a cameo by the late great Michael Landon's brother Lyle Landon.

So who would you want in your werewolf movie?

[Henry88]

my cast

stone cold steve austin hunter number one

chuck norris hunter number two

darren mcgavin reporter guy

alfred molina the science guy

the werewolf's : stock teen actors

director Joe Dante

music Michael Giacchino

creature effects stan winston's studio

[Bob]

stone cold steve austin hunter number one

chuck norris hunter number two

darren mcgavin reporter guy

alfred molina the science guy

Thread can be closed now.

But can we add Elizabeth Banks?

[Henry88]

stone cold steve austin hunter number one

chuck norris hunter number two

darren mcgavin reporter guy

alfred molina the science guy

Thread can be closed now.

But can we add Elizabeth Banks?

sigh what did i do this time

[SJP]

Thread can be closed now.

Hey!  I'm takin' my time here!  I've been thinking about this all day, and now we're talking about it being over?  All right, fine, better get this in before we get all "thread-close" happy...

First of all, I would approach the subject differently.  I'm talking the main character being more sympathetic, like the original Wolfman movie, or the John Landis film.  Ergo, I can think of nobody better to steal the hearts of all the ladies out there...before eating them as the monster...than David Naughton's vastly underrated brother, Doug Naughton.

Second, the one who has to slay him is always the good-looking one.  Why?  Why can't she be somebody the audience DOESN'T identify with right off the bat, somebody perhaps on the heavier, less attractive side, until she finally reveals that one inner weakness, and we can find something wonderful to cling to?  Thus, I think it best to hire a lady who doesn't get much attention, Kate Beckinsale's sister Bertha Beckinsale.

Also, we need makeup effects, but on a budget...no CG in this film!  I think it would be a good idea to approach the good people at the Mike Henson Workshop (cousin to Jim), or, if they're not available, Percy Winston.

And, of course, Jim Mussolini.

[Bob]

stone cold steve austin hunter number one

chuck norris hunter number two

darren mcgavin reporter guy

alfred molina the science guy

Thread can be closed now.

But can we add Elizabeth Banks?

sigh what did i do this time

nothing, I meant that you nailed it.

[Henry88]

stone cold steve austin hunter number one

chuck norris hunter number two

darren mcgavin reporter guy

alfred molina the science guy

Thread can be closed now.

But can we add Elizabeth Banks?

sigh what did i do this time

nothing, I meant that you nailed it.

then thank you

[doggans]

I refuse to see a werewolf movie that doesn't star Chip Hitler.

[Darth Geek]

I refuse to see a werewolf movie that doesn't star Chip Hitler.

He is a versatile actor. And strangely enough, he smells like apples, too.

Oh, and for my werewolf movie, I need a techie person. Somebody who can give the hero his weapons. So I chose Charles Bronson's son, Herbie Bronson.

[Nekrose]

Michael Ja-

[SJP]

I refuse to see a werewolf movie that doesn't star Chip Hitler.

He is a versatile actor. And strangely enough, he smells like apples, too.

No, you're thinking of Ray Liotta's brother, Steve Liotta.   

[Rattrap007]

Jacob Black....



Also written and directed by Tommy Wiseau

"Oh hai lady victim. I'm a nasty doggie man. Isa going to kill you naow."

or

"I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA!!!"

[Darth Geek]

"I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA!!!"

[TheBrotherHardin]

Also, we need makeup effects, but on a budget...no CG in this film!

HUZZAH!  CGI werewolves (especially crappy CGI werewolves...yes I'm talkin' to YOU American Werewolf in Paris) just aren't scary.

My werewolf film would source from Whitley Streiber's 1978 novel The Wolfen and would stick to the source material so that it is a bajillion times better than Albert Finney's 1981 Wolfen.

I'd like to do the film with an entire Arquette-only cast.

[Crow T. Robot 666]

Neil Connery.