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Who would you want in your werewolf movie?

Started by Darth Geek, August 12, 2010, 07:52:55 AM

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Tripe

Emily Blunt and her heaving bosom, she might have been in a werewolf movie already, not sure, something like that might have been happening around her on the screen.

Johnny Unusual

I'm going to say Patrick's brother, Todd Swayze, also featuring Angelina's brother Wally Jolie and Isabella's sister Joan Rosselinni.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Johnny Unusual on August 18, 2010, 07:36:26 PM
also featuring Angelina's brother Wally Jolie
:D :D :clap: :clap: :clap:
I imagined Angelina Jolie sans boobs and with Wally's (from Dilbert) bald head and little hair tuft.


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Quote from: Darth Geek on August 19, 2010, 06:26:03 AM
Quote from: Johnny Unusual on August 18, 2010, 07:36:26 PM
also featuring Angelina's brother Wally Jolie
:D :D :clap: :clap: :clap:
I imagined Angelina Jolie sans boobs and with Wally's (from Dilbert) bald head and little hair tuft.

So this is the one she didn't tongue-kiss in public?

Fuzzy Necromancer

I'd choose Keira Knightly's more heavyset sister, Janice Knightly. She would messily devour Dwayne Affleck during the waxing gibbous. Only I wouldn't use special effects, I'd just go pick up some wolf blood and moon rocks, maybe a book on hypnotism, and get cracking.

I'd also hire Roberto Del Toro to direct it,  and the lesser-known younger brother, Cecil Raimi, to screenwrite.
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Werewolf Hunter #1: Jonny Lee Miller

Werewolf Hunter #2: Rose McGowan, w/gun leg from "Planet Terror"

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Ilsa, Werewolf of the S.S.: Dr. Laura Schlessinger (Sorry, I couldn't resist...)

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you know for the last year or two i have been toying with the idea of having the monster bear  from the book version of prophecy involved in a werewolf story
with the werewolf's being the heroes(just a idea)
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Darth Geek

Quote from: The Great Gandolfo on August 13, 2011, 07:42:18 PM
you know for the last year or two i have been toying with the idea of having the monster bear  from the book version of prophecy involved in a werewolf story
with the werewolf's being the heroes(just a idea)
As long as there were in their werewolf forms for most of it, that might be cool.


Henry88

Quote from: Darth Geek on August 13, 2011, 08:04:28 PM
Quote from: The Great Gandolfo on August 13, 2011, 07:42:18 PM
you know for the last year or two i have been toying with the idea of having the monster bear  from the book version of prophecy involved in a werewolf story
with the werewolf's being the heroes(just a idea)
As long as there were in their werewolf forms for most of it, that might be cool.

the Novelization version of Katahdin  is much more intimidating and scary than he was in the movie and would make threat and a fight would
be brutal to put it mildly.

dear me the cogs in my head are turning I'll post more tomorrow.     :D
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