Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[TTYT]

Belated, but:

Data's emotions chip goes beserk again, culminating in a bizarre standoff on the Holodeck...

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Guy In Middle: "Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear! Láthspell I name you. Ill news is an ill guest..."                  
Guy At Right: "Wrong movie franchise."
Guy At Left:  "I wondered why the dialogue suddenly improved...."


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Edward:  "I'm glad you sold our house to buy this mirror!"

[SIRHAMHAT]

"Why, you're not sparkly at all!  The ad said 'young sparkly vampire'!  Screw this, I'm going back home to finish watching The Mike Douglas Show, you pasty cracker!"

[VZG]

"Tell me... is it still the 80s on the outside?"



Edward was so excited; he had always been a big fan of Dana Carvey.



I feel only a little bad about that second one.

[Watchman]

"Good heavens, I just pooped out a Swatch!"


"Let's prepare to get Riffed, mum."

[THE QUEEN!!!]

or...

Guy on the right speaking to guy in the middle: "Chamberlain, we banished you ten years ago. Get out of the Skeksis palace already!

[TTYT]

"Ohhh, when will Justin Bieber turn legal?"


Romeo & Juliet: The GILF edition.

[bug_eyed_sheep44]

Guy In Middle: "Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear! Láthspell I name you. Ill news is an ill guest..."                  
Guy At Right: "Wrong movie franchise."
Guy At Left:  "I wondered why the dialogue suddenly improved...."

Oh, that's not even being fair. It's much more fun to compare one bad movie franchise with another. Do you compare the taste of 40-year-old wine to piss? Of course you don't! The result is gonna be obvious, but you do it anyway just so people will agree with you!

...sorry. I've been looking through too many LolCelebs at RoflRazzi that compared William Shakespeare to Stephanie Meyer where they should've been comparing her to R.L. Stine. It destroys me.

[Sharktopus]

Over a hundred years old and he still needs his mom's help to put on a tie...



"Mesdames et messieurs, bonsoir et bienvenue a Cirque du Soleil: Sparkle!"

[Young_Nastyman]

"Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone... I'm asking for your guidance, Wont ya come down from your throne? "



"...Darkrai, Shaymin, and Arceus. Now, Bella, recite all 493 Pokemon back to me"

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

Seconded.

Thirded!

...there's no way I can top that. Well done, sir. 

Agreed.   

Thanks guys 

[Cosmic Muse]

Oh bollocks...I thought my agent told me I was going to be playing an Elf in the imminent Hobbit movie not a fey vampire in a Twilight sequel.



Calgon, why'd you bring me here and who's this old, wrinkled bag o'flesh who's feeling me up?

[BEMaven]

I never age. However, I do experience some shrinkage in... um... a delicate place. Ohhhh, you mean your brain?

[BEMaven]

Yes, well, you seem to have put on a few years, Belle.

I don't care what other people think.  Let's run away!

Uh... okay... but in opposite directions.

[BEMaven]

But then he heard that Jay Leno wanted his old time slot back.

[gbeenie]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

Seconded.

Thirded!

...there's no way I can top that. Well done, sir. 

Agreed.   

That's my favorite too.