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Favorite Line of the Night - Christmas Shorts Live (Spoiler Warning!!!!)

Started by Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck, December 16, 2009, 09:55:28 PM

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vampirehunter42

Some of my favorite 'Things to Remember When I Become Evil Overlord'
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

ShadowDog

"Did she just say Chipping?"

gbeenie

Quote from: torgosPizza on December 17, 2009, 01:10:58 PM
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"and santa hangs out with his pal PRINCE OF SPACE"  *or something to that effect
when that was said the entire crowd in my theater applauded. it was magical.

People applauded too, (Oakridge 20, San Jose, CA) That was one of my favorites, too, along with the Rudolph line.

I kept hoping for some reference to "Manos, The Hands Of Fate."
I was surprised they didn't reference Dr. Forrester in any way with The Forrester.

Yeah....that was odd.

You're really surprised at that?

Even a throwaway line like "You'd think a doctor could afford a better place" would have filled the bill.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

Quote from: AbleApe on December 19, 2009, 11:15:27 AM
The reference to the doll in Christmas Rhapsody as being a Tickle-Me Yahoo Serious doll!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo_Serious

I personally thought of the Flaming Carrot when I saw that doll:




But who am I to deny the boys a reference to Yahoo Serious?

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

NRRork

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew (I'd embed that if I knew how to embed those damn things here.)

That cracked me up, especially because that was meant to be for Kevin, and that dog looks just like him. It's the eyes that does it.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

FordPrefect

Quote from: NRRork on December 25, 2009, 07:31:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew (I'd embed that if I knew how to embed those damn things here.)

That cracked me up, especially because that was meant to be for Kevin, and that dog looks just like him. It's the eyes that does it.




Darth Geek

Quote from: FordPrefect on December 25, 2009, 11:42:27 PM
Quote from: NRRork on December 25, 2009, 07:31:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew (I'd embed that if I knew how to embed those damn things here.)

That cracked me up, especially because that was meant to be for Kevin, and that dog looks just like him. It's the eyes that does it.




Too bad they watched that short after they riffed the two dogs humping in Transformers 2.