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Favorite Line of the Night - Christmas Shorts Live (Spoiler Warning!!!!)

Started by Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck, December 16, 2009, 09:55:28 PM

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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Not counting Kevin's reaction to "Rudolph....I need you tonight".....

That one is just a given.    :D

My favorite, I think was "Don't let an arsonist decorate your Christmas tree!"

Elijah Baley

I liked the cries of agony the no-account tree made. Classic.
Average RiffTrax earn a C.

Star Wars Holiday Special: A+; The Room: A; Twilight: A; Eragon: A-; Firewall: A-; Batman and Robin: B+; Battlefield Earth: B; Titanic: B-
Casablanca: C+; The Matrix: C;  Aeon Flux: C-; The Sixth Sense: C-; Spider-Man: D+; X-Men: D; Island of Dr. Moreau: D; 300: F

vampirehunter42

The Cthulhu holiday wish, I laughed like a crazy person for a while after that. I do wish they had added "Happy Life day" to the holiday wishes.
Some of my favorite 'Things to Remember When I Become Evil Overlord'
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Moleman

Santa in Dallas, 1963

Tree brothers chopped to pieces in the fire beside him

Old Reindeer in crowd, "Don't trust him!"

ShadowDog

All the nightmare fuel jokes they made during the Christmas Dream short had my dying.  LMFAO!  That was one scary assed puppet or toy or whatever the hell he was.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

gbeenie

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

"Now, kids, don't let the nightmare-inducing wallpaper induce any nightmares, okay?"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

bassman_spiff

"and santa hangs out with his pal PRINCE OF SPACE"  *or something to that effect
when that was said the entire crowd in my theater applauded. it was magical.

Lazarus Dark

Quote from: gbeenie on December 16, 2009, 11:47:54 PM
I liked the "Castle Films" taglines.
Those were awesome.

And the Prince of Space comment got applause from half the audience (I may have ruined it because I blurted out hey, it's Prince of Space 2 seconds before they said it)


defsaturn6501

There were too many to count, but I liked the "WHOA" when santa told rudolph he needed him tonite! people laughed for 3 minutes after that....

ShadowDog

"Did she just say Chipping?"

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: SabreMau on December 17, 2009, 05:10:56 AM
"And Santa visits 1963 Dallas..."

That got some very uncomfortable laughter in the theater I was in....a few groans.   ;)

By-Cracky

Quote from: bassman_spiff on December 17, 2009, 03:46:16 AM
"and santa hangs out with his pal PRINCE OF SPACE"  *or something to that effect
when that was said the entire crowd in my theater applauded. it was magical.

People applauded too, (Oakridge 20, San Jose, CA) That was one of my favorites, too, along with the Rudolph line.

I kept hoping for some reference to "Manos, The Hands Of Fate."
"Sure. Why not?"-Stephen Hawking

Darth Geek

Quote from: By-Cracky on December 17, 2009, 09:40:02 AM
Quote from: bassman_spiff on December 17, 2009, 03:46:16 AM
"and santa hangs out with his pal PRINCE OF SPACE"  *or something to that effect
when that was said the entire crowd in my theater applauded. it was magical.

People applauded too, (Oakridge 20, San Jose, CA) That was one of my favorites, too, along with the Rudolph line.

I kept hoping for some reference to "Manos, The Hands Of Fate."
I was surprised they didn't reference Dr. Forrester in any way with The Forrester.