Favorite Line of the Night - Christmas Shorts Live (Spoiler Warning!!!!)

[amityisland]

All of the ones everybody's mentioned...plus this one from "Christmas Dream" when the papers blow all around the girl's room:

"Oh no! My novel about a sparkly vampire and the boring girl that loves him!"

I also laughed out loud at the "Shaquille O'neal was originally cast to play Edward Cullen" slide in the pre-show.

[Darth Geek]

I also laughed out loud at the "Shaquille O'neal was originally cast to play Edward Cullen" slide in the pre-show.

Yeah, that one was great. All the pre-show slides were funny (especially the one about Marlon Brando up for starring in Earnest Saves Christmas). Kudos whoever wrote those. Far more entertaining than the crap that's usually before movies.

[torgosPizza]

Conor and Sean, writers extra-ordinary, wrote them all.

[Thrifty]

I think my favorite slide was "MOVIE MISTAKES!  Renee Zelweger often gets cast as an attractive person."

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I think my favorite slide was "MOVIE MISTAKES!  Renee Zelweger often gets cast as an attractive person."

Aw, now...come on.

Surely you meant Sarah Jessica Parker?

[PlayMSTie]

I think my favorite slide was "MOVIE MISTAKES!  Renee Zelweger often gets cast as an attractive person."

Aw, now...come on.

Surely you meant Sarah Jessica Parker?

My thoughts exactly. But I did love the slides I saw (don't think I saw all of them). If the usual pre-show slides were more like that, I think I just might go to the movies more often. 

[AbleApe]

The reference to the doll in Christmas Rhapsody as being a Tickle-Me Yahoo Serious doll!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo_Serious

[k1]

I think my favorite slide was "MOVIE MISTAKES!  Renee Zelweger often gets cast as an attractive person."

Aw, now...come on.

Surely you meant Sarah Jessica Parker?

My thoughts exactly. But I did love the slides I saw (don't think I saw all of them). If the usual pre-show slides were more like that, I think I just might go to the movies more often. 

Here's all of them.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=134365&id=698173691&l=f0730cc15c

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

And whose fault is that?

[Invisible NanoGhost]

I think my favorite slide was "MOVIE MISTAKES!  Renee Zelweger often gets cast as an attractive person."

I think that was one slide which got a bunch of negative reaction from the audience I was in.  Part of the audience laughed, and I expect they would have laughed the same with almost any major-star's name in there, and others either booed or said "Hey, wait a minute, she is attractive!".

There were some slides that got very little reaction, and other slides that got a lot of laughs, but I think that was the only slide that got a negative reaction.

Any of the slides relating to "Twilight" were good for laughs.   

[Invisible NanoGhost]

And since I was a guy who owns "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull", I thought it wasn't quite fair to have a joke about the people who own it, particularly since the ONLY reason I bought that DVD was because of the rifftrax for it!  Seemed a little bit like making fun of your own customers for buying your product!

[Darth Geek]

Oh, if only that had been true.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Oh, if only that had been true.

Yeah, that could have been cool....   

[Darth Geek]

Oh, if only that had been true.

Yeah, that could have been cool....   

Seeing the reaction of the people in the theater who hadn't seen it before would have been priceless.

[Invisible NanoGhost]

Oh, if only that had been true.

A few people in the theater I was at said "Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing that!"

(I'm sure they wanted the rifftrax version!!!)