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rifftrax jokes you're sick of

Started by deadking13, December 15, 2009, 12:03:51 AM

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pezdrake

You people kill me.  Hey how about this joke I tire of:

When something happens on screen that is ludicrous and they riff, sarcastically pointing it out.

warofthebees

Quote from: pezdrake on February 24, 2010, 06:41:49 AM
You people kill me.  Hey how about this joke I tire of:

When something happens on screen that is ludicrous and they riff, sarcastically pointing it out.


Nice contribution to the discussion.  I like the majority of the rifftrax jokes; there's just a few that I hear too often.  I'm sure you've rolled your eyes once or twice at a cliched joke. 

 
I like artificial grape flavor, but I hate real grapes.  A paradox!?

ShadowDog

Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Darth Geek

Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 
Or have a kid.


Sharktopus

Quote from: Darth Geek on February 25, 2010, 05:49:38 AM
Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 
Or have a kid.

Or a cat for that matter.

warofthebees

Quote from: Mad Hatterpus on February 25, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on February 25, 2010, 05:49:38 AM
Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 
Or have a kid.

Or a cat for that matter.

Or Windows Vista....crap, now I'm doing it!
I like artificial grape flavor, but I hate real grapes.  A paradox!?

Sharktopus

Quote from: warofthebees on February 25, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Quote from: Mad Hatterpus on February 25, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on February 25, 2010, 05:49:38 AM
Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 
Or have a kid.

Or a cat for that matter.

Or Windows Vista....crap, now I'm doing it!

There's nothing to love about Windows Vista, silly.

pezdrake

Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 

Fair enough but add all these up and you find maybe 90% of RIfftrax jokes will fall under these descriptions.

warofthebees

Quote from: pezdrake on February 25, 2010, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 

Fair enough but add all these up and you find maybe 90% of RIfftrax jokes will fall under these descriptions.

Yeah, but not everyone in this thread hates everyone of these jokes.  I know I've posted in here with "Actually, I like that joke" once or twice.
I like artificial grape flavor, but I hate real grapes.  A paradox!?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Mad Hatterpus on February 25, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on February 25, 2010, 05:49:38 AM
Quote from: ShadowDog on February 25, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Some people around here act like it's not possible to really love something and yet be a little irritated by it from time to time.  Get married and you'll see it's very possible. 
Or have a kid.

Or a cat for that matter.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Or even a car,

Thrifty

It's not an actual joke used in the Rifftrax, but rather one used by the fans.  I'm getting real tired of people saying "You should riff Schindler's List!"

I'm not actually sure if they actually are joking, or if they seriously believe doing something in such apallingly poor taste would be good idea. 

THE QUEEN!!!

My brother was complaining about the "this is so bad i want to kill myself" jokes, but I can't think of any others
"Kissing is like WiFi. Just get within the general area." ---New Moon RT

FBX

Quote from: THE QUEEN!!! on April 23, 2010, 07:15:12 PM
My brother was complaining about the "this is so bad i want to kill myself" jokes, but I can't think of any others

Definitely agree with that one, or gouge your eyes or whatever.

What has bothered me the most are the ones that fall flat from the start but then are dragged on with further elaboration or for whatever reason is followed up by a repetition of one of the words used in the line.  It reminds me of when I was a pre-teen trying to be funny, so I'd say something off-ball, see the stone faced reaction, then try to say more to try to get it to become funny.

Other things are recycled lines used in a different film. Blue beer, Oh hai, get to the choppa, get off my plane, etc

Shia LaBouf lines with the last name pronounced wrong. Or any of them really.

ShadowDog

Quote from: Thrifty on April 23, 2010, 07:42:58 AM
It's not an actual joke used in the Rifftrax, but rather one used by the fans. 

I've got another one along those same lines.  It got old quick but I was okay with people calling for a Red Dawn riff every five minutes until we got the Red Dawn riff and then some people (some, not all) admitted in that forum they were only calling for it as a running gag.  So now I can't help but be cynical at the people constantly calling for a Dune riff.  I'm sure a couple are serious but I don't trust any of the weasels anymore.  I've been burned once, never again!

I'm not irritated by it per se as much as I think it's a joke that's run its course, for the people who are just joking about it.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

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