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rifftrax jokes you're sick of

Started by deadking13, December 15, 2009, 12:03:51 AM

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9nihn

To be honest there isn't any joke that im sick of, i even get a kick out of old MST3K jokes they bring up.

FBX

kill myself, death is better, daddy day care, two X doing it (funny originally because Troy said "look!"), beat myself up, beating each other up, anything that constitutes filling in dead air, Schnappii, ...

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

As of the Christmas show...."Poker Face".   Twice in that one night?.

Love you guys but....

RoninFox

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 06:47:30 AM
As of the Christmas show...."Poker Face".   Twice in that one night?.

Love you guys but....

Something about anyone other than Lady Gaga singing that song is always hilarious to me for some reason.
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Doctor Who?

Quote from: FBX on December 18, 2009, 12:11:34 AM
kill myself, death is better, daddy day care, two X doing it (funny originally because Troy said "look!"), beat myself up, beating each other up, anything that constitutes filling in dead air, Schnappii, ...

Ok what is left after that?  You just listed all my favorite jokes.

Thrifty

Quote from: Edward J Grug III on December 15, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 15, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
You are all right Mike should stop waisting our time withall these jokes he keeps forcing into the rifftrax.  I for one am sick of paying $3.99 just to hear people talking over the movie. I buy a movie to watch it and follow the plot,not hear a bunch of unrelated giberish.

You're right, people should stop discussing Rifftrax on the Rifftrax forum. I for one am sick of hearing opinions on this message board. I come here for the unrelated arguments.

I agree.  Furthermore, I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Thrifty on December 18, 2009, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Edward J Grug III on December 15, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 15, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
You are all right Mike should stop waisting our time withall these jokes he keeps forcing into the rifftrax.  I for one am sick of paying $3.99 just to hear people talking over the movie. I buy a movie to watch it and follow the plot,not hear a bunch of unrelated giberish.

You're right, people should stop discussing Rifftrax on the Rifftrax forum. I for one am sick of hearing opinions on this message board. I come here for the unrelated arguments.

I agree.  Furthermore, I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Exactly......cuz everybody's different!

I'm not.

stansimpson

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on December 18, 2009, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Edward J Grug III on December 15, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 15, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
You are all right Mike should stop waisting our time withall these jokes he keeps forcing into the rifftrax.  I for one am sick of paying $3.99 just to hear people talking over the movie. I buy a movie to watch it and follow the plot,not hear a bunch of unrelated giberish.

You're right, people should stop discussing Rifftrax on the Rifftrax forum. I for one am sick of hearing opinions on this message board. I come here for the unrelated arguments.

I agree.  Furthermore, I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Exactly......cuz everybody's different!

I'm not.
I always wanted to be everybody.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: stansimpson on December 18, 2009, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on December 18, 2009, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Edward J Grug III on December 15, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 15, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
You are all right Mike should stop waisting our time withall these jokes he keeps forcing into the rifftrax.  I for one am sick of paying $3.99 just to hear people talking over the movie. I buy a movie to watch it and follow the plot,not hear a bunch of unrelated giberish.

You're right, people should stop discussing Rifftrax on the Rifftrax forum. I for one am sick of hearing opinions on this message board. I come here for the unrelated arguments.

I agree.  Furthermore, I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Exactly......cuz everybody's different!

I'm not.
I always wanted to be everybody.

Well, if you're like me....and I know I am.

Thrifty

Quote from: stansimpson on December 18, 2009, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on December 18, 2009, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Edward J Grug III on December 15, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 15, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
You are all right Mike should stop waisting our time withall these jokes he keeps forcing into the rifftrax.  I for one am sick of paying $3.99 just to hear people talking over the movie. I buy a movie to watch it and follow the plot,not hear a bunch of unrelated giberish.

You're right, people should stop discussing Rifftrax on the Rifftrax forum. I for one am sick of hearing opinions on this message board. I come here for the unrelated arguments.

I agree.  Furthermore, I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Exactly......cuz everybody's different!

I'm not.
I always wanted to be everybody.
I always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Thrifty on December 18, 2009, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: stansimpson on December 18, 2009, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
Quote from: Thrifty on December 18, 2009, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Edward J Grug III on December 15, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on December 15, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
You are all right Mike should stop waisting our time withall these jokes he keeps forcing into the rifftrax.  I for one am sick of paying $3.99 just to hear people talking over the movie. I buy a movie to watch it and follow the plot,not hear a bunch of unrelated giberish.

You're right, people should stop discussing Rifftrax on the Rifftrax forum. I for one am sick of hearing opinions on this message board. I come here for the unrelated arguments.

I agree.  Furthermore, I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

Exactly......cuz everybody's different!

I'm not.
I always wanted to be everybody.
I always wanted to be a lumberjack.

I'd rather... just......sing!

Maverick Joe Six-Pack

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 06:47:30 AM
As of the Christmas show...."Poker Face".   Twice in that one night?.

Love you guys but....

agreed.
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deadking13

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on December 18, 2009, 06:47:30 AM
As of the Christmas show...."Poker Face".   Twice in that one night?.

Love you guys but....

personally, i think those jokes are incredibly funny because i think that lady gaga (and especially that song now knowing that lady gaga is a hermaphrodite) is incredibly hilarious.  the christmas show jokes were really funny.  I busted a gut laughing when kevin sang it to the tune of "gloria".

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: deadking13 on December 18, 2009, 03:39:07 PM
(and especially that song now knowing that lady gaga is a hermaphrodite)

Even I know this was disproved.   And I've never heard "Poker Face" all the way through.

deadking13

true or false, i chose to believe it because it's hilarious.