Twilight 3:Eclipse

[Doctor Who?]

Wow....finally some action!

(remembering that trailers can be edited to make things look much more exciting/interesting/anything than the movie really is)

I thought the same thing, too. But after watching the first two movie with Rifftrax (and Ice on Mars  ) I know better than to beleive that something interesting will happen.

So how is this "vampire army" related to Bella, then? Because everything in the books revolves around this self obsorbed shrew. But why would they come to Forks otherwise?

It's directed by the guy who did 30 Days of Night....I've heard generally more good things than bad about that. Maybe he got his way on the action scenes if he kept the moping/staring/pausing scenes the way the fans want them?

The Vampire Army is all about killing Bella.  Victoria has put them together to help her revenge James being killed by just randomly infecting everyone she can find. I think she gets help from another one that can influence the others to follow them (don't quote me).

And yet the Volturi - who doesn't want vampires calling attention to their existence by killing openly - is more worried that Bella hasn't been turned yet than about Victoria mass murdering?

BTW, love the call-back to the movie Shock Waves as the vampire army walks out of the lake....   

I heard recently that the director promised an R rated horror film and in fact turned that in.  He was then kicked out of the editing room and the studio brought in their own editor to make it PG-13.

How could there be an R rated version?  Doesn't something R rated have to happen to get an R rating,and nothing ever happens in Twilight

Edward sparkles .. everywhere...

I thought it,I can't unthink it!

Which means there is porn of it somewhere on the internet.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

From PeopleOfWalMart.com..

Oh, for God's sake!

I'm even more disappointed that there's any tattoo artist out there willing to do that.

[Darth Geek]

From PeopleOfWalMart.com..

Oh, for God's sake!

I'm even more disappointed that there's any tattoo artist out there willing to do that.

I'm just afraid there's more to the tatoo lower on her back we can't see.

[RVR II]

From PeopleOfWalMart.com..

Oh, for God's sake!

I'm even more disappointed that there's any tattoo artist out there willing to do that.

I'm just afraid there's more to the tatoo lower on her back we can't see.

Agreed!
With what looks like a Dolphin fin on her right shoulder and a crab leg peak out on her left shoulder, it could be Much Worse!

[Cosmic Muse]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT BELLA!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

[Tyrant]

From PeopleOfWalMart.com..

I often wonder if folks who work at laser removal clinics rub their hands together with glee when they see future clients like this one in public.

[Sharktopus]

From PeopleOfWalMart.com..

Oh, for God's sake!

I'm even more disappointed that there's any tattoo artist out there willing to do that.

I'm just afraid there's more to the tatoo lower on her back we can't see.

Agreed!
With what looks like a Dolphin fin on her right shoulder and a crab leg peak out on her left shoulder, it could be Much Worse!

I think that "dolphin fin" might be a bat wing. The Ferngully bat maybe? Newsflash! Tatoos don't make you sexy. (They may make you sexier if you are already sexy, but you are not sexy.)

[Cosmic Muse]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT BELLA!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

For Cripes' sake, Stephenie Meyer's Vampire Aristocracy are a bunch of bumbling idiots.....

Sure, slaughter dozens of tourists which in the real world would not go unnoticed, let a rogue vampire raise an army of like minded blood suckers who have done more to call attention to your existence but it's a crime CRIME that a human, who has not said anything to anybody about the vampires of Forks, who's been respectfully keeping their secret to herself is a plague upon them.

[Toby Danger]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

That's a good point. Surely Bella and Edward aren't the only Human/Vampire relationship they've encountered in their time? (They're certainly the dullest one.)

[Doctor Who?]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

That's a good point. Surely Bella and Edward aren't the only Human/Vampire relationship they've encountered in their time? (They're certainly the dullest one.)

Maybe that is what the vampires really object to,the dullness.  They are fine with Human Vampire relationships as long as the people in them don't act like Edward and Bella.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Considering that Victoria is doing more to undermine the secrecy of the Volturi, why are they still obsessed bout Bella and Edward's relationship?

That's a good point. Surely Bella and Edward aren't the only Human/Vampire relationship they've encountered in their time? (They're certainly the dullest one.)

That's what ends up saving Edward, Bella and their hell-spawn...um, kid at the end of the "saga".  Another half breed shows up and convinces the Volturi that their existence hasn't hurt anything.

[Cosmic Muse]

From PeopleOfWalMart.com..

I bet when this person is an elderly woman, she's going to feel ridiculous still wearing that tattoo.

That's what ends up saving Edward, Bella and their hell-spawn...um, kid at the end of the "saga".  Another half breed shows up and convinces the Volturi that their existence hasn't hurt anything.

Maybe I don't want to be spoiled concerning the fate of Victoria though. If Stephenie Meyer has any sense, she'll have put a closure to Victoria's rather more blatant crimes against the Volturi's vows of secrecy.

[Ayriana22]

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Well, this is a sure fire way for this woman to never EVER have to do it doggie style. Cause what guy on earth could possibly stay aroused when having to look at that? Well... unless he was sparkly too... 

[D.B. Barnes]

Well, this is a sure fire way for this woman to never EVER have to do it doggie style. Cause what guy on earth could possibly stay aroused when having to look at that? Well... unless he was sparkly too... 

Not entirely convinced that's an 'original' female.