MST3K & RiffTrax Fan

[Anniboo]

...coming at you live and unfettered from the basement of a strange white guy who collects action figures and comic books. You know, the guy from the Simpsons? Yeah, him.

Anyway, I love RiffTrax; when I accidentally stumbled upon them like, last-year-ish, I could have died of coronary failure I was so excited. I actually called people, to tell them of my discovery. Currently, I procrastinate about my own movie review site: ReelWitch.com, work relentlessly on all things in the Darksites network, promote indie horror, and manage the Vampires.com blog; I'm actually really proud of the last one. See those long, but funny episode summaries of TrueBlood? That's me.

I work online, as a copywriter; writing about really, really boring things is a great way to make money. Currently writing about penis enlargement, which, is actually quite funny, because I'm a girl. It's even funnier because I've written about it so much that I'm actually quite the expert. My main focus as far as career writing is adult & horror entertainment, but other projects come around often.

Family life: I can only tolerate other people in small amounts.

I also travel a lot, so my tiny pink netbook, stuff with RiffTrax, and their accompanying films is like my lifeline to sanity. Looking forward to an upcoming six month trip to Thailand. I know people there, and there's an all English newspaper in Phuket just crying out for my attention.

That's all me, in a nutshell. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch the MST3K Hobgoblins while I smoke some menthols.

Adieu, adieu.

[Johnny Unusual]

Hey ho.  Here are some threads you might want to check out:

Vote for the top 50 animated characters:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,14559.0.html

Join our mafia game:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,14278.0.html

What's your favourite line from Planet of the Dinosaurs?:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,14177.0.html