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« on: May 22, 2009, 10:03:08 PM »

Bill - Wait a minute. That earned the goofy noise?
Mike - Yep, funny as hell. Made my side hurt.

A great line, but Mike's laughing through the delivery add so much to it.

Bill - The result. Sack crushing tedium.
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 01:21:31 AM »

"Wonderful... bikinigirl: dead. Chuck: alive and shirtless"

"Canister of pump-cheese?"

"in case of crash, he's their designated Bill Clinton"

"Why does he have a large arrow pointing to his junk?"


Those are just the ones from the first 10min, I was laughing my ass off the whole movie.
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 06:01:37 PM »

The "fellowship of the hair" line caught me offguard. I also love the different names for Skin Shirt.

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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 04:17:26 PM »

Look! There's two anncoltersauruses!  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 09:00:13 PM »

All the "You feel good, (Name), you been working out?" lines.

Mike:  "The soundtrack from here on out will be nothing but 'Six Million Dollar Man' sounds"

Mike:  "And that was your cast -- LET'S MEET THEM ONE MORE TIME! ... Here they are ... your cast."

Camera takes a long shot of the sun for no particular reason.
Bill:    "Hey folks, God here.  Watch me mess with these chuckle-heads!"

After another stretch where the movie is just showing the characters walking across a mountain-ish terrian.  Nothing but walking along.
Mike:    "Such an evocative scene.  Reminds me of one time where I looked at a rock for awhile"

Harvey to his assistant/girlfriend:  "Honey, I am pooped.  Why don't you run down the hill and get some water from that stream?"
Bill:    "Why don't I just pee into your canteen and not tell you?"

Or after the "There's two anncoltersauruses!" line, where the entire group of them get together with various weapons and manage to kill a "dinosaur" which looks to be about four-foot high.  Bill:   "We did it!  We brought down the tiniest, weakest dinosaur EVER, with only seven of us!".
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 09:14:19 PM »

Her flotation devices deployed!
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 09:21:44 PM »

Her flotation devices deployed!

I loved that one. It reminded me of one of my favorite riffs from Quest of the Delta Knights: "Her dough has risen!"
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