Riff This! Official Photo Caption Contest!

[torgosPizza]

Since Mike blew our surprise by giving away quietly the answer to this week's 20 questions, we've decided on at least one new game type, which I've noticed already has a home on the RiffTrax Round table.

So. Today, instead of 20 questions, let's play "Riff This!" (or, depending on if any legal experts contact us, "PhotoRiff!"). The idea is simple: add your funniest "riff" to the below screengrab from the cult classic JAWS. (By "add" your riff, I simply mean, post your riff here in the thread. Whether you choose to include the original photo is your call.)

Keep 'em coming - there's no limit to the number you can submit. We'll let the game go until around 2 and whichever one makes us laugh the hardest is declared the winner and gets a free 'Trax on us!

Go!

Riff This!

[Conor]

Jaws is coming out on Tuesday, 2/24!

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/jaws

[kodiakthejuggler]

Oh crap, he's here and he's humpin' our boat!!

[RVR II]

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/v5zNXS55ft0

[mrbasehart]

Oh crap, he's here and he's humpin' our boat!!

Aaand you stole my Riff.  

I was going to write, "Take that, you filthy little scooner!"

[kodiakthejuggler]

I TOLD YOU TO BRING CHUM, NOT CHANEL!!!

[David]

The Trojan corporation takes their condom testing procedure to the next level.

[GregMcduck]

Hey, you guys seen the rest of The Neptunes?

[darkchashy]

These Gondola singers are getting intense!!

[JackTheRIFFER]

Since Mike blew our surprise by giving away quietly the answer to this week's 20 questions, we've decided on at least one new game type, which I've noticed already has a home on the RiffTrax Round table.

So. Today, instead of 20 questions, let's play "Riff This!" (or, depending on if any legal experts contact us, "PhotoRiff!"). The idea is simple: add your funniest "riff" to the below screengrab from the cult classic JAWS. (By "add" your riff, I simply mean, post your riff here in the thread. Whether you choose to include the original photo is your call.)

Keep 'em coming - there's no limit to the number you can submit. We'll let the game go until around 2 and whichever one makes us laugh the hardest is declared the winner and gets a free 'Trax on us!

Go!

Riff This!

Oh no!!  Rosie O'Donnel is back for her noon feeding!

[Action Batch]

You ready? OK! POP THE CLUTCH NOW!

[Thrifty]

Jaws is coming out on Tuesday, 2/24!

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/jaws

Oh............................................................. neato.

[RVR II]

Well nowie. that there's a big'n! Wouldn't you agree there, Jethrow?!

[darkchashy]

Loose lips.......

[GregMcduck]

Gary and Todd thought they had escaped and finally had time to themselves, but little did they know that the Mormons had sent their KILLER DEATH SHARK!