Riff This! Official Photo Caption Contest!

[kodiakthejuggler]

Jaws: "You guys ready? Okay, now we're going FASTER!!! brrrbbrbbrbrbrbbrrrbrbrrrrbrrbrbrrr"

[Invisible NanoGhost]

Riff This!

a) With the danger of rising gas prices, we thought we should try out a more eco-friendly boat engine.

b) "I'm telling you, the audience is going to notice that pole which is holding up the shark".

c) So, who's "The Boss" now?!                      (reminder: shark was named "Bruce")

d) I don't know why you couldn't get a pet poodle like everyone else.

e) (shark) "Ah c'mon, my breath isn't that bad"

[gojikranz]

tell me the truth, do these gills make me look fat?

[RVR II]

GOT DERN EET, EPNER!! GIT DAT GOT DERN FLIPPER FISH OFF ARE GOT DAYUM BOAT!!

WEEZ DUN TOLD YEW WE AINT GOT NO MORE BACONATERS!!!

[JackTheRIFFER]

"OK, let's get that anchor on board so we can shove off."

[darkchashy]

The more I look at that, the more it looks like a fleshy gray submarine

[David]

"Hey guys, check out my gold tooth ...What the hell are you screaming at?"

[gojikranz]

Goddamnnit!  the master forgot to attach the laser to my head.  now i gotta kill these guys the old fashioned way.

[GregMcduck]

Hey, any of you guys lose a wallet? I found a wallet.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Jaws: Hey dere, I bet you guys could catch a heck-of-a-lotta walleye in dis.  You betcha.

[GregMcduck]

Man, shark morning breath is the worst!

[RVR II]

WWWAAAAZZZZAAAAPP!!!!!

[gojikranz]

Hes just trying to say hello!  see hes not so baAAAAAAAAGAGGGGGAHAHHAHAGGGAHHH!!

[JackTheRIFFER]

Steve and Gary are shown the wrath of God for the forbidden love they share.

[GregMcduck]

WHAT! YOU SETTLED FOR GENERIC SHARK BAIT INSTEAD OF THE OFFICAL PETCO BRAND!?!

SELLOUTS!!!