Riff This! Official Photo Caption Contest!

[gojikranz]

"were gonna need a bigger boat"  "who said anything about we?!"  *shove*

[kodiakthejuggler]

Oh crap, he's here and he's humpin' our boat!!

Aaand you stole my Riff.  

I was going to say "He's here and he's horny!" 

[Moleman]

When Bad breath attacks...

"The Sign told us not to feed the sharks but you just wouldn't listen"...

Relax, he just wants more glue for his flipper...

Must 'of saw a fish shaped cloud...

Be a lot safer if the guy in the crows nest would stop mooning the shark...

[mrbasehart]

Ironically, in Jaws 4 they jump the shark.

[GregMcduck]

A new meaning to the phrase "Love Boat"

[darkchashy]

Gary and Todd thought they had escaped and finally had time to themselves, but little did they know that the Mormons had sent their KILLER DEATH SHARK!

Dang!! Now you know about our killer death shark. Ok, then here's a contest. Two extra wives for anyone who can come up with the best name for our killer death shark.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

It's either a shark or the ocean is happy to see us.

[dignan]

Sadly, Bruce's lifelong dream of becoming the next American Idol was not well-received.

[gojikranz]

bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, oh boy! oh boy! oh boy! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM ITS BACOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GregMcduck]

GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS HORRIBLE!

THE WEATHER MAN SAID ONLY PARTIALLY CLOUDY!

[JackTheRIFFER]

"Hey Steven!  Are we ever going to make this damn thing look like a real shark?"

Spielburg "Yeah, we'll just CGI over this plastic piece of shit in 30 years."

[darkchashy]

Look behind the sharks fin. Is that a nine iron?

[Thrifty]

There sure are a lot of people viewing this thread!

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

lolshark iz in your boats nomming your face.  nom nom nom

[GregMcduck]

Man, those guys look so good... dang it, but Mom said not to swim for twenty minutes after eating...