Why Storm Troopers can't shoot straight

[Doctor Who?]

Stop being so cromulent.

[Ortega]

And yet we gets lines like "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"

Well, in defense of Obi-Wan, The Sand People were two steps away from being retarded, petting bunny rabbits and naming them George.  By comparison, Storm Troopers would be more accurate than Sand People, but again, that's not saying much.

[Doctor Who?]

But then again The Sand People can hit moving Pod Racers,something i can't see Storm troopers doing in a million years.

[bettertomorrowamy]

...and then sand people pick off pod racers from 500 meters in Episode 1.

'doh

[Doctor Who?]

Also that one managed to sneak up on luke,again I can't see a Storm Trooper doing that.

I think Sand people may be smarter then Storm troopers.

[Ortega]

lucky shots....

[Doctor Who?]

But they hit two or three pods in a row,that's not lucky that's being good.

[bettertomorrowamy]

The stormtroopers did kill some Ewoks...

[Doctor Who?]

Just before getting their asses handed to them by said Ewoks.

[Bob]

This could be the most interesting, coolest, and lamest, all at the same time, thread I have seen in awhile   

[ChrisHanel]

Just before getting their asses handed to them by said Ewoks.

Yes but can you say for sure the Ewoks would have won if not for the intervention of the Rebels?

I can say with certainty the Ewoks wouldn't have won if not for the Rebels, considering the Rebels were the sole reason the Ewoks were involved in the first place. Otherwise, they dont' even come to the party.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Also that one managed to sneak up on luke

Hell, I think I could have snuck up on Luke....especially then.

Bless his heart, he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Just before getting their asses handed to them by said Ewoks.

Yes but can you say for sure the Ewoks would have won if not for the intervention of the Rebels?

I can say with certainty the Ewoks wouldn't have won if not for the Rebels, considering the Rebels were the sole reason the Ewoks were involved in the first place. Otherwise, they dont' even come to the party

Well, anything that gets Ewoks killed is okay with me.   

[kodiakthejuggler]

Well, anything that gets Ewoks killed is okay with me.   

Dang, that's harsh! I'd expect that kind of reaction with a Gungan, but an Ewok?? 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Well, anything that gets Ewoks killed is okay with me.   

Dang, that's harsh! I'd expect that kind of reaction with a Gungan, but an Ewok?? 

Yeah, they're just adorable....the way they were going to cook Han, Luke and company alive over an open fire.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Well, anything that gets Ewoks killed is okay with me.   

Dang, that's harsh! I'd expect that kind of reaction with a Gungan, but an Ewok?? 

Yeah, they're just adorable....the way they were going to cook Han, Luke and company alive over an open fire.

They're just trying to appease their new god C3PO. Typical jungle creature behavior.