Find John G. Kill him. Then post your favorite lines.

[Courtney]

In whatever order you're comfortable with, obviously.

The line towards the beginning re: Carrie Anne Moss "you can't decide whether or not I'm hot, can you?" (so true), ALL the callback lines throughout (Bea Arthur, the various things Leonard's forgotten how to do ("If I recall, this is how you drink a glass of water" and "I've forgotten how to wash my own genitals)), a lovely "oh fer cute" from Mike, the guys' reaction to CAM's profanity-laden tirade, and of course, my favorite running joke in all of Rifftrax...

Disembaudio's dulcet tones over the credits.  A tip of the hat, Dis.   

This was a great one.  Well done guys!

[RVR II]

WOW! Just Too Many to List

[Darth Geek]

I loved the running gag about the raccoon. I wish they had done more with that.

[doggans]

So many amazing lines, but the one my brother and I laughed hardest at:

"I found you, you fuck."
"I believe those were Columbus' first words when discovering the New World."

[torgosPizza]

So many amazing lines, but the one my brother and I laughed hardest at:

"I found you, you fuck."
"I believe those were Columbus' first words when discovering the New World."

Yeah that comes right after the last line in the sample. We wanted to include that but would have had to bleep it...

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

So many amazing lines, but the one my brother and I laughed hardest at:

"I found you, you fuck."
"I believe those were Columbus' first words when discovering the New World."

Definately my favorite.  Some other good ones:

"We now return to Clean Slate" - When this movie first came out I imediately thought of this under apprediated Dana Carvy flick. 
"He should watch Lost, it'll probably make sense to him"
"It's not easy being Santa's girlfriend"
"Look at him, he's part greyhound"
"Lenny graduated from the Midvale School for the gifted" - a Gary Larson joke, well done Sirs.

[Rattrap007]

"Lenny graduated from the Midvale School for the gifted" - a Gary Larson joke, well done Sirs.

I just about did a spit take on that one.. That one really killed me.

[Darth Geek]

I probably laughed the hardest at Kevin's extended singing of the score.

[starfighter]

  Just hearing Dis sing again cracked me up.  The intensity of his commitment is amazing.
  Has the brave little toaster ever performed at karaoke nights?  What's his song of choice?

[eegah]

I probably laughed the hardest at Kevin's extended singing of the score.

Ditto

[PlayMSTie]

I loved the running gag about the raccoon. I wish they had done more with that.

That was great. And the one about the pop tarts, and there was one other running backwards gag (which I forget now  ).

SCORE! on the Midvale School for the Gifted riff! My favorite Far Side cartoon of all time!

"Clams don't juggle."

". . . We need a more graceful solution."
"Trained swans."

[Pak-Man]

"Your rent will be due every 5 minutes."

[cfkane]

"We have something in common."
"We both were in goofy movies with Hugo Weaving."

And the running gags about pants and shirts.

[Thrifty]

In regards to Sammy whatshisname, the other guy with the memory problem.:

"He keeps saying his name is Werner Brandeis."

Or something like that.

I'm like "woah.  Did they just do a Sneakers reference?"

Hearing Bill and Mike go back and forth about the rules of the movie--that run was hilarious.

[NYFalcon1981]

I probably laughed the hardest at Kevin's extended singing of the score.

Ditto

Double Ditto,  I loved it!!!