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Golden Corral's new slogans

Started by eegah, May 08, 2018, 02:58:41 AM

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eegah

I thought it would be fun to collect all of the Golden Corral riffs in one place. I'll start.

"Eat, damn you!" - Prisoners on the Lost Universe
"The garbage will do" - The Force Awakens

Thrashalla

"Don't you know food when you see it?" - Rise of the Planet of the Apes
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linszoid

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"Give me some of that s***" - Miami Connection Live

linszoid

"Don't kill anything you won't eat" - Alien Outlaw

linszoid


losingmydignity

Has anyone actually ever eaten there? Uh, just curious

Pak-Man

My boss loves the place and has treated me and my team to lunch there more than once. It's actually not THAT bad. It's buffet food, on par with any other buffet I've been to. (Except the fancy ones in Vegas.)

RVR II

Quote from: losingmydignity on July 20, 2018, 05:59:21 AM
Has anyone actually ever eaten there? Uh, just curious
I have though it's been a few years back with my late wife and I agree with Pak that it's not too bad..
Had planned to go there on past Veteran's days when they offer a free meal to all vets but the line is always out the door so I continue to pass on by.

eegah

Quote from: losingmydignity on July 20, 2018, 05:59:21 AM
Has anyone actually ever eaten there? Uh, just curious

I ate there fairly often...until I got food poisoning from bad blue cheese dressing.

losingmydignity

Quote from: eegah on July 20, 2018, 01:50:16 PM
Quote from: losingmydignity on July 20, 2018, 05:59:21 AM
Has anyone actually ever eaten there? Uh, just curious

I ate there fairly often...until I got food poisoning from bad blue cheese dressing.

The food poisoning cases GC has had are the origin of the joke, yes?

I've always imagined it's a lot like the Ponderosa--a place my mother took us to when kids.

eegah

Quote from: losingmydignity on July 21, 2018, 10:22:46 PM
The food poisoning cases GC has had are the origin of the joke, yes?
Perhaps, but I always thought it was just because the food was so bland.

Quote from: losingmydignity on July 21, 2018, 10:22:46 PM
I've always imagined it's a lot like the Ponderosa--a place my mother took us to when kids.
We went to Bonanza.

losingmydignity

Yeah, I think it was Bonanza not that you mention it.

linszoid

Quote from: Pak-Man on July 20, 2018, 09:35:54 AM
It's actually not THAT bad.

Golden Corral's new slogan!

Darth Geek

Quote from: eegah on July 22, 2018, 06:41:41 AM

Quote from: losingmydignity on July 21, 2018, 10:22:46 PM
I've always imagined it's a lot like the Ponderosa--a place my mother took us to when kids.
We went to Bonanza.
My family went to Ponderosa a lot when I was a kid. I like it. I don't think I've ever been to Bonanza, but we go to Hoss's on vacation and it is excellent.


The Lurker

Is it just me or has Ponderosa's selection shrunk?