20 Questions Friday 5/25/2007

[dignan]

You have no legs!  He has no legs!!!!

[RaoulDuke]

come on predator

[Smoky]

Like... duuuuudee... can you tell me if like, the Rifftrax movie thing... is gonna be having some kinda like freaky sci-fi/fantasy crap in it or not... or is it, like, all mundane and crap 'n stuff like that?

[torgosPizza]

*Picks up phone and dials number*

Janine?!  That you?!  OH, GAWD, BABY, I'M SO SORRY!  *sobs*  I've been sucha terrible husband!  *hck* *sobs* No, I know I phoned before, but now I feel so bad!  Come on, baby, I've just been SO lonely these past coupla days...wha?  I dunno, some bar.  Christ, I don't even know where I am.  *sobs* *hck*  I just wanna come home and start again with you.  I've been in pain, baby...*hck*...*sobs*...I thought sweet mama booze and sleazy strippers would help, but I've been all wrong, baby.  *hck*  Babe, I'll...I promise...*hck*...I'll neva...get drunk...again...*hck*...Remember in the old days?  Before 1990?  We used to have tha time of our lives, babe.  By the way, babe, was the film released before 1990?  *hck*...Oh, come on, babe, you know which film I mean!

Dude, are you there? My phone is cuttin' out and I'm WASSSSTED! SPRING BREAK! Woooooo!

6. Yeah!!!!

[Raven]

Hey man it's me... It's 4:30pm here in Wisconsin so you know we've been drinking about... 4 hrs.  I was just wondering....do you have the 20 Bucks you borrowed in high school.  I just saw this guy that looks like you and... I wanted to punch him in the face.  No man shut up,  order me a another beer, I'm talking to Steve.  What?... Heres my wallet... So anyway,  if you don't pay me back I'm gonna punch you in the face the next time I see you.   Hey man, you remember that movie we watched in Mrs. Hellmer's class.  Yeah the one with that guy.  Did that movies title start with a letter before m?  and don't be cute and say it started with A, an or The or I'll punch you in the kidney too. 

[RVR II]

Y'ALL AIN'T FIGGERD DIS DAMN MOVIE THANG OUT YIT??
GOT DANG IT!!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

yes!!!! didnt miss the game rock on

[Compound]

WHHHHEWWWW!!! SARCASM!! I LOVE YOU MAN!

[RaoulDuke]

hey man make a phish head happy  is it predator

[torgosPizza]

Hey man it's me... It's 4:30pm here in Wisconsin so you know we've been drinking about... 4 hrs.  I was just wondering....do you have the 20 Bucks you borrowed in high school.  I just saw this guy that looks like you and... I wanted to punch him in the face.  No man shut up,  order me a another beer, I'm talking to Steve.  What?... Heres my wallet... So anyway,  if you don't pay me back I'm gonna punch you in the face the next time I see you.   Hey man, you remember that movie we watched in Mrs. Hellmer's class.  Yeah the one with that guy.  Did that movies title start with a letter before m?  and don't be cute and say it started with A, an or The or I'll punch you in the kidney too. 

Dude, chill, man. I'm sorry about what I said earlier man, we're all just drunk here, we're all friends man, it's okay. But still man, you're wrong about what you asked me. The answer is still no, dude. I'm sorry, bro.

7.

[Sharktopus]

*barfs on Sarc's shoes*

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Dude man!  What if there were like Knights and like weird creatures running around!   And we could all use magic and shit!  Is this movie like that with the knights and the swords and stuff dude?

[Crowmeus]

Oh, man. Ive got a major case of the munchies. Where's the Fritos? Anyone seen the Fritos? If I dont find the fraggin Fritos soon, Im gonna have to eat the dog's Kibbles and Bits. And what the heck is a Kibble anyway? Oh, there's the Fritos, under the Doritos. Did anyone in this movie go into politics?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i feel it only fair to play this one approprately

grabs a bottle vodka

[dignan]

NO!  That's Rated PG-13!!!  AAAAAH, 5 Question Forfeiture!!!