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What 1 Rogue Thing(s) did you learn?

Started by RVR II, May 05, 2017, 10:01:14 AM

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RVR II

May 05, 2017, 10:01:14 AM
I learnt that my child hood was ruined because of the lack of scrolling texts  :'(

NRRork

#1
May 05, 2017, 10:44:12 AM
Bill's biggest problem with Star Wars is a lack of crusty old police chiefs.

Draining goo tubes ain't cheap.

Peter Cushing's ghost got off easy.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

CJones

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May 06, 2017, 09:49:25 AM Last Edit: May 06, 2017, 03:16:47 PM by CJones
It is literally impossible to just reach through the jail cell bars and push the button that opens them.

The Alliance doesn't have Wi-Fi. Or at least enough sense to make more than one copy of the plans.

Jimmy Smits managed to get roped into yet another one of these, and he has one line in the entire movie.

The blind guy has better aim than any storm trooper. 

ManUnderMask

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May 07, 2017, 03:49:18 PM
Felicity Jones can't look tough, or pissed off, so she instead uses the "I smell something REALLY foul" face.
I survived the San Diego Comic Con 2010 Hall H stabbing.

NRRork

#4
May 07, 2017, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: CJones on May 06, 2017, 09:49:25 AM
The blind guy has better aim than any storm trooper. 

Yeah, I thought that same thing the first time I saw this movie.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

Darth Geek

#5
May 09, 2017, 07:32:28 PM
I did NOT learn why Cassian killed that guy at the beginning of the movie.

NRRork

#6
May 09, 2017, 11:51:55 PM
Cassian didn't want to risk him being taken into custody by Stormtroopers and interrogated, more Stormtroopers could've shown up any second and he was injured and wouldn't have been able get away in time.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

Trekker4747

#7
May 11, 2017, 08:09:19 AM
I learned that "many Bothans" apparently means a mixed bag of surly humans.

Darth Geek

#8
May 11, 2017, 08:51:37 AM
Quote from: Trekker4747 on May 11, 2017, 08:09:19 AM
I learned that "many Bothans" apparently means a mixed bag of surly humans.
Isn't "Many Bothans died" from Return of the Jedi about the second Death Star?

Pak-Man

#9
May 11, 2017, 09:07:07 AM
Yup. That's the very nerdy answer to a pretty nerdy question that pops up a lot.

Darth Geek

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May 11, 2017, 10:23:33 AM
Quote from: Pak-Man on May 11, 2017, 09:07:07 AM
Yup. That's the very nerdy answer to a pretty nerdy question that pops up a lot.
Rogue Two: Bothans-A-Poppin'

Phileaux

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May 18, 2017, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: ManUnderMask on May 07, 2017, 03:49:18 PM
Felicity Jones can't look tough, or pissed off, so she instead uses the "I smell something REALLY foul" face.

Ah! A graduate of Joey Tribbiani's "Smell the fart" Acting School!

Sajiky

#12
June 25, 2017, 09:51:44 PM
Apparently actors contracts with movie studios regarding sequels are not just lifetime contracts.  Somehow they extend into the afterlife.  And the results couldn't possibly be creepier. 

The simulacrums of Fisher and Cushing will be showing up in my nightmares for years to come.
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