A slightly different questions game

[Hazzah]

340lbs a day! It's true! I saw it on Mythbusters.

Has anyone seen my nachos?

[Junkyard]

Well, they were on the sofa, but it looks like Big Ted is presently wearing them on his hinder.

Will the World end in Fire or in Ice?

[AmazingThor]

Neither. The world will end in Silly Putty.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[Junkyard]

No, the music community broke both his knees.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefor art thou, Romeo?

[AmazingThor]

He's making another zombie movie. No wait, that's Romero.

In the year 2525, will man still be alive?

[Hazzah]

Yes, and we will have finally perfected disco!

What's that on top of your head?

[Hebs]

AHHH oh god get it off get it off!!

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[Hazzah]

I don't do either, thank you.

Why isn't the word palindrome itself a palindrome?

[Junkyard]

For the same reason that abbreviation is such a long word.

What is perfection?

[Hazzah]

An annoying game with a timer.

So you think you can dance?

[Junkyard]

I belive in myself! Bring it on!

Where is the love?

[Hazzah]

In the wash.

Who's going to the finals?

[Junkyard]

Everyone who wants to pass.

Where did everything go so wrong?

[Hazzah]

As stated earlier, possibly in another thread...Toledo.  EVERYTHING is Toledo's fault.

Who looooooves potatoes?

[Junkyard]

A potato bug. Belive it or not, they're the only insects capable of full fledged love as an emotion.

Will Ross Perot ever become president?