A slightly different questions game

[Hazzah]

No, no I don't


Did I leave my green socks in your bath tub last night?

[Junkyard]

Is that what those were? I've been holding the bathroom door closed from the outside, whimpering for the last 12 HOURS! So yes.

What if God was one of us?

[Sideswipe]

I'd be able to beat him senseless for creating broccoli

Why is junkyard talking about my mother?

[Junkyard]

Because he needs help opening up a can of whoop ass on himself, I imagine.

What is the appropriet thing to call a person of African descent who is a Brittish citizen, residing in America?

[Hazzah]

Fred...he's my cousin.

How many times a day do you fart with your armpit?

[Junkyard]

Yikes. Never. You better have yours looked at.

When is Jenny coming around with the Jeep?

[AmazingThor]

As soon as she gets back from "the block."

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?

[Junkyard]

Coming down on a sunny day? Yesterday and days before? Yeah.


Where's Waldo?

[AmazingThor]

On his smoke break. He should be back to work the register in ten minutes.

Which way is up?

[Junkyard]

Jump off an embankment. Befor eimpact, keep a carful eye on which way you're moving as you fall. The exact opposite direction is up. And get well soon, by the way.

Why is the sky blue?

[AmazingThor]

You know those tid-e-bowl tablets that make your toilet blue? God used a big one of those when he made the world. We're due for a replacement in a few milinea.

Who determines if Santa has been naughty or nice?

[Junkyard]

Mrs. Claus. Duh.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[AmazingThor]

After Terrell Owens came, they all quit the team.

Who wears short shorts?

[Junkyard]

Every child in every Kaiju movie ever made. It's Japan's sickness.

When was the first plastic party hat made?

[Hazzah]

Tomorrow.

What time of day was your face born?