What did we learn?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Mel Gibson's accent in "Braveheart" isn't the worst fake foreign accent in a movie.

I learned that "Retro" puppetry existed before the concept of "retro"  (which didn't happen until the 1970s.) 

I learned that being running a short puppet show to an audience of a couple dozen apparently pays very, very, VERY well and gets you the ladies!

That the mummy guys just knew which train to get on?  Huh?

I learned that people accept being ethereally possessed into a puppet pretty easily.

Actually, I learned there large sections of this movie I do not understand or that didn't make any sense.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Charles Band ripped off Leech Woman.

[Road_Element]

I learn that Greg "OH HI MARK" Sestero can't pull off a French Accent

[CJones]

You can pad out your movie substantially just by having everyone repeat the same line two or three times.

If you're a girl who's tired of being around old men and you sneak out in the middle of the night, naturally the first place you go is a puppet theatre.

[Toyland Chairman]

I learned savage beatings leave no marks or bruises whatsoever.

I learned the Swiss Embassy imposes their will on others.

I learned ancient Egyptians were white.

[thomastrioxin]

I learned that Charles Band ripped off Leech Woman.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!