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The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

Started by AvestheFox, September 02, 2006, 10:42:25 AM

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mike5150

#13425
February 15, 2016, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: The Lurker on January 28, 2016, 05:00:39 PM

"Scalpel....Sutures.....'HEY!'.....someone get that human out of here..."

mike5150

#13426
February 15, 2016, 11:30:31 PM

He only gives you Sundays.

LucasM

#13427
February 16, 2016, 12:46:10 AM
Quote from: mike5150 on February 15, 2016, 11:30:31 PM

He only gives you Sundays.

Wait... I thought He wouldn't work on a Sundae!?!?
To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects

Johnny Unusual

#13428
February 17, 2016, 08:09:12 AM

Looks like someone took the text of the album cover.

TheRealUncleDes

#13431
February 26, 2016, 08:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Lurker on February 26, 2016, 06:08:26 PM

What a dick. It's not like they can "gain on you" or overtake you.
I don't find Stratton and Varney funny.
Doesn't make me a bad person.

Johnny Unusual

#13432
February 28, 2016, 08:46:46 AM

The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come searches for the bathroom.

TheRealUncleDes

#13433
February 28, 2016, 10:33:51 AM
Quote from: Johnny Unusual on February 28, 2016, 08:46:46 AM

The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come searches for the bathroom.
Then finds the bathroom on Christmas and leaves his white ectoplasm all over the toilet seat.
I don't find Stratton and Varney funny.
Doesn't make me a bad person.

mojoplasma

#13434
February 29, 2016, 06:03:43 AM

Our hero ladies and gentlemen... he shoots from a moving cart full of women AT a moving cart full of women!!!
"Oh, Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight"

LucasM

#13435
February 29, 2016, 09:00:26 PM
Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.
To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects

RoninFox

#13436
March 01, 2016, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: LucasM on February 29, 2016, 09:00:26 PM
Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.

Maybe he's trying to take out the roller coaster hating sniper on the ferris wheel.
RoninFoxTrax Presents Rocky

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mojoplasma

#13437
March 01, 2016, 09:46:26 AM
Quote from: RoninFox on March 01, 2016, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: LucasM on February 29, 2016, 09:00:26 PM
Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.

Maybe he's trying to take out the roller coaster hating sniper on the ferris wheel.
Well let's just hope it's packed with more women...
and BTW... WHAT kinda carnival is full of bikini clad pageant models anyway???
"Oh, Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight"

RoninFox

#13438
March 01, 2016, 10:21:56 AM
Quote from: mojoplasma on March 01, 2016, 09:46:26 AM
Quote from: RoninFox on March 01, 2016, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: LucasM on February 29, 2016, 09:00:26 PM
Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.

Maybe he's trying to take out the roller coaster hating sniper on the ferris wheel.
Well let's just hope it's packed with more women...
and BTW... WHAT kinda carnival is full of bikini clad pageant models anyway???
Trump's inauguration?
RoninFoxTrax Presents Rocky

gum.co/RFTrocky

mojoplasma

#13439
March 01, 2016, 12:38:41 PM
Quote from: RoninFox on March 01, 2016, 10:21:56 AM
Quote from: mojoplasma on March 01, 2016, 09:46:26 AM
Quote from: RoninFox on March 01, 2016, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: LucasM on February 29, 2016, 09:00:26 PM
Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.

Maybe he's trying to take out the roller coaster hating sniper on the ferris wheel.
Well let's just hope it's packed with more women...
and BTW... WHAT kinda carnival is full of bikini clad pageant models anyway???
Trump's inauguration?

HA HA!! Another reason to like the guy!!!!
"Oh, Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight"
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