What Would You Like To See?

[Junkyard]

What would you like to see in a movie?
I mean this differently than "What makes a good movie?" This is for any concept or spectacle you want to see in a Hollywood film.

Mine wish list:
1: An overweight heroine whose weight isn't a running joke, and who gets the guy in the end.
2: Bigfoot fighting a Werewolf/ Bigfoot becoming a werewolf.
3: A romantic comedy where all the charicters are Monty Python style "Gumbies." (YOU HAD ME AT HULLO!!!)
4: Godzilla vs Paul Bunyan.

[Sharktopus]

A romantic comedy where all the charicters are Monty Python style "Gumbies." (YOU HAD ME AT HULLO!!!)

Best. Movie. Ever.


YOU COMPLETE ME!

[Junkyard]

Oh, and how could I forget the one movie I really DO wish someone would make-
5: Godzilla vs Gamera
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[Sharktopus]

I desire with all my heart to see a movie in which William Shatner and Adam West, the two heroes of my youth, play enemies, and simply act like themselves for two hours.

[RobtheBarbarian]

2: Bigfoot fighting a Werewolf/ Bigfoot becoming a werewolf.

Odds are the SciFi Channel has already done it. Along with Bigfoot vs. Chupacabra .

On a related note, I once rented a movie  called Vampires vs. Zombies, and it was about as good as it sounds. It has a stunning 1.7 out of 10 on IMDB and the top search keywords include "plotless", "b-movie" and "lesbian".


But I digress. In a movie, I would like to see a "strong woman" who is actually strong, not just bitchy and supermodel-hot.

[Sharktopus]

On a related note, I once rented a movie  called Vampires vs. Zombies, and it was about as good as it sounds. It has a stunning 1.7 out of 10 on IMDB and the top search keywords include "plotless", "b-movie" and "lesbian".

Sounds like my kind of movie. Off I go to Netflix...

[RobtheBarbarian]

I dunno, man. I couldn't even make it more than halfway through it... the movie just kind of wanders aimlessly like an unattended Alzheimer's patient with a dozen lesbian scenes and implausibly bloody killings thrown in randomly to contrast with the tedium. There are way "better" b-movies to laugh ruefully at. Look for one called Raptor: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0292634/ It'll have you on the floor clutching at your chest.

[mrbasehart]

I wanna see a battle royale featuring Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, Samurai, Knights, Cowboys, and Dinosaurs.  With large female breasts featured every few minutes.

[Bob]

Vampires vs Zombies......... WOW.   

It is now number one in my Netflix queue.   I think I need professional help.

[Sharktopus]

You had me at "a dozen lesbian scenes."

[RobtheBarbarian]

It is now number one in my Netflix queue.   I think I need professional help.

How do you think I feel? I actually rented the thing. When my cousin and I got to the second or third lesbian scene, we just shared mutual "um.."s and "uh..."s and glanced awkwardly at each other; the scenes come in no particular context, with no humor or even music. It's like the movie just shifted into porn and completely forgot what the title was.

[mrbasehart]

Sounds like the perfect movie to watch...alone.   

[Bob]

I've also added Raptor.   

Man, the folks at netflix must really worry about me.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Yeah, but whoever gets the royalties must be amazed. A big manila envelope comes in the mail with 15 cents in it and the accountant's jaw drops when he reads the invoice...

"Vam... Vampires vs. Zombies? What the fuck!?"

[Junkyard]

8: James Bond getting his junk tortured by an effeminant man who cries blood.

But alas, that is one dream I fear will never come to pass.