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What Radical Things Did You Learn?

Started by Trekker4747, April 24, 2015, 01:47:44 PM

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Trekker4747

As soon as I saw the cover/link image I knew this was one I had to have. Watched the preview and it was solidified. For me the VODs have been... "tepid" as of late but this one I'm sure will not disappoint.

Trekker4747

Wait, this movie was made in 2000?! It seemed pretty much older than that, the cars, the phones, the fashions.  2000?!


Trekker4747

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I learned that you can be beaten to within an inch of your life by a half-dozen thugs and not break any limbs, your jaw, lose teeth or suffer any internal injuries.  To recover all you need is a couple of days of bed-rest, a glass of vegetarian drink and to wake up at precisely 7 AM.


TriffRax

I learned that fade outs should be a privilege, not a right.

Darth Geek

I learned that Paul Rudd's understudy makes a very unconvincing villain.


ScottotD

Question, am I going to turn this off 20 minutes in after the 5683rd Miley slut shaming 'joke'?
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

CJones

Quote from: ScottotD on April 24, 2015, 10:59:24 PM
Question, am I going to turn this off 20 minutes in after the 5683rd Miley slut shaming 'joke'?

Don't worry, she's barely mentioned.

CJones

I learned that Michelle Pfeiffer's sister looks more like Cameron Diaz than Michelle Pfeiffer.

Also, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought the villain looked like Paul Rudd.

Trekker4747

Quote from: ScottotD on April 24, 2015, 10:59:24 PM
Question, am I going to turn this off 20 minutes in after the 5683rd Miley slut shaming 'joke'?

I think Miley is only mentioned once or twice. And neither in a "slut-shaming" way.


ScottotD

Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Darth Geek

Quote from: CJones on April 25, 2015, 01:48:07 AM
Also, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought the villain looked like Paul Rudd.
It was odd too that at one point they refer to him as Ryan Reynold's. but he looks NOTHING like him. But Paul Rudd, in all his bland average and nonthreatheningness, he's spot on.


Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

WARNING: THIS MOVIE CONTAINS THIS



And I learned that hick town waitresses are expert shots

Darth Geek

I learned that it's okay to let the girlfriend of the hero do most all of the killing.

I learned that if your boyfriend is bedridden with many bodily injuries, probably including broken bones, it's okay to try to have sex with him.

I learned that it's okay to have your movie hero, a tough Marine, hide like a four year old under the bed from nonthreatening villains.


Darth Geek