A slightly different questions game

[msmpls]

So in this game you ask a question after answering the previous question.
Observe:

post #1: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

post #2: Sally Struthers
Why does it always rain on me?

post #3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Who let the dogs out?

and so on and so forth....


So here goes: Seriously, who let the dogs out?

[AmazingThor]

A rogue PETA agent.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Oceaniclost]

to the florist.

when it rains, why does it pour?

[Sideswipe]

 Because I broke the faucet.


Why am I so awesome?

[Johnny Unusual]

Because of those racing stripes we put on you.  Now you're the fastest kid in school.  Zoom! Zoom!

Who wrote the book of love?

[AmazingThor]

Alan Greenspan.

Who does your hair?

[msmpls]

That guy under the 4th street overpass.

What's that smell?

[Hazzah]

The doctor just said it's a "condition."  And I thank you kindly to never bring it up again.


Who stole all my butter?

[msmpls]

I think that's pretty obvious: Princess Kay of the Milky Way needed it for her traditional "butter bust"

What did Clutchy Hopkins ever do to you?

[Hazzah]

Clutchy put the pedal to the metal and stole Anthony Hopkins name RIGHT when I was about to!

How many people do you know who can do impressions?

[AmazingThor]

All of them.

What do Roside O'donnel and Joe Estevez have in common?

[Hazzah]

They both know people named Martin who are more talented than they are.


What is the one thing you REFUSE to recycle? (besides toilet paper)

[YoohooRiffer]

Pickle Jars.  I use them as air freshers.  There's nothing like the smell of dill in the morning!

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

[AmazingThor]

In Congress.

Will the Simpsons ever be funny again?

[Nick]

Yes, but first you must sacrifice your soul to the gods of Comedy.

Where is the beef?