Cowabunga, dudes! What did you learn?!

[Nobody]

I learned the guys are pizza snobs.

I learned that making the eye candy the central live-action character of the movie is a really, really bad idea.

I learned never to brag about how fast I can reauthor a movie.  It causes multiple Blue Screens of Death.

[Darth Geek]

I learned the guys are pizza snobs.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Pizza Hut ma not be great, but it's not bad by any stretch. And complaining about another brand of pizza as awful, when Little Ceaser's still exists, REALLY?!

[The Lurker]

I learned the guys are pizza snobs.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Pizza Hut ma not be great, but it's not bad by any stretch. And complaining about another brand of pizza as awful, when Little Ceaser's still exists, REALLY?!

I used to look forward to Little Caesar's at school because it was an improvement over the school cafeteria pizza.

[Nobody]

I learned the guys are pizza snobs.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Pizza Hut ma not be great, but it's not bad by any stretch. And complaining about another brand of pizza as awful, when Little Ceaser's still exists, REALLY?!

Big "like."

My family couldn't afford "good" pizza, so we ate a whole lot of Little Sleezers back in the day.  Pizza Hut is a five star restaurant by comparison.

[Miku Fan]

Trailer Edition

Trying to work up the nerve to watch this dog of a turtle movie.  So, I started with the trailer.  I've already learned, that someone thinks having the female lead expose her fangs in every single scene is sexy.   I simultaneously learned that this is going to be a long, painful ride, as one of the things that I really hate about modern blockbusters is the moronic concept that constantly exposed upper choppers is somehow sexy.   There's nothing sexy about Cleetus.

[Darth Geek]

Unless maybe I missed it, apparently they can go through this entire movie without a Gamera reference.

[Miku Fan]

Just finished watching it, Darth.  There is no Gamera reference, that I saw/heard.  They did reference Puma Man.   

This movie was horrible. Nice riff, though.

[Trekker4747]

I learned the guys are pizza snobs.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Pizza Hut ma not be great, but it's not bad by any stretch. And complaining about another brand of pizza as awful, when Little Ceaser's still exists, REALLY?!

Little Ceasar's you give us $10 and we literally grab a pizza off this warmer shelf-back here and hand it to you.  Now you can buy our pizza just like you do at the gas-station!

I learned that being a master-ninja isn't enough, you also need a giant samurai mech-suit with projectile blades that can (somehow) magnetically be reclaimed from a distance.

It's possible to fall several stories and land and not know it.

Turtles are sexually attracted to human females, they even get boners from human females.

[kunedog]

Whoever redesigned the turtles' look might have played a lot of Fallout 3, because they resemble Teenage Fallout Super Mutants.

Having a character quote random probabilities of events to mark him as "the smart one" will never be a good trope.

The Serial podcast was way more popular than I thought.

Stocking your action movie cast with misused SNL talent sucks, but it's more tolerable than doing the same with Simpsons talent.

One of Eric Saks subsidiaries is probably named Saks Holdings, Inc.

[ScottotD]

Just finished it, really enjoyed the movie moreso than the riff which confirmed my issues with 'blockbuster riffs' enough to stick to VODs besides a few high points

[The Pizza Guy]

I learned that the people at Rifftrax still know how to make MP3 commentaries.

[eegah]

I learned that Megan Fox learned way too much about acting from Shia LaBeouf.

[Darth Geek]

Learned that Megan Fox must have had a lot of plastic surgery or something, because she looked COMPLETELY different in this film.

[BathTub]

I learned that Tracy Morgan is a very versatile actor.

And sometimes physics takes the day off.