What Dd You Learn Ths Last Summer?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that emergencies are a pain.

[jonalame]

I learned that a Beatles poster looming over a bed can be far creepier than the rest of the movie.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Tom Sellick eye fucking-me from a decades old poster in a crummy decades old movie is still pretty great all due to him rocking that mustache.

[TriffRax]

I learned its possible to make a slasher film that shows less skin than your average soap commercial.

[MerryWanna]

I learned that when it's time to have sex with your teenage boyfriend always make them wait on the bed while you hang around in the bathroom for hours. Also, when you want to get high, don't ask for what you want to get high on, ask if your girlfriend "has any drugs" like a total douche-narc.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that when it's time to have sex with your teenage boyfriend always make them wait on the bed while you hang around in the bathroom for hours. Also, when you want to get high, don't ask for what you want to get high on, ask if your girlfriend "has any drugs" like a total douche-narc.

Can I buy a drug, please.

[Trekker4747]

She should have came out and given him some Midol or, I dunno, a hormone-laden birth control pill.

[losingmydignity]

I think the director was on "drugs."

[MerryWanna]

I think the director was on "drugs."

Oh yeah. I also learned our loud 15 year old bad girl's drug of choice isn't pot, acid, coke, or meth. It's VALIUM. She must take those because she's too much of a jock/cheerleader type to know any stoners so she steals minor tranqs from her friend's winner of a mother. No wonder she hangs around in the can all night. She's rifling through the medicine cabinet.