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Started by UncleDesmond, December 23, 2013, 11:33:38 AM

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Miku Fan

#30
August 10, 2014, 02:14:00 PM
Quote from: Uncle Des on August 10, 2014, 01:59:53 PM
"...and eight weeks at full throttle for a paramecium."

"I'm. Too sexy for my hand."       hahaha!   Sorry, that was totally inappropriate!

"I dig a pygmy..."
ミクさんは世界で一番お姫さま！

Sideswipe

#31
August 10, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
"I dig a pygmy while my pig digs me."


"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the..."

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Unky Des

#32
August 10, 2014, 02:55:22 PM
"... Poison Ivy rash on my legs. Time to break out the Roundup, baby!"

"I met a traveler from an antique land / Who said two vast and..."

Darth Geek

#33
August 10, 2014, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Uncle Des on August 10, 2014, 02:55:22 PM

"I met a traveler from an antique land / Who said two vast and..."
trunklike legs of Groot.


"Back off man, I'm a..."

Miku Fan

#34
August 10, 2014, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on August 10, 2014, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Uncle Des on August 10, 2014, 02:55:22 PM

"I met a traveler from an antique land / Who said two vast and..."
trunklike legs of Groot.


"Back off man, I'm a transvestite!"

Four Score and seven years ago....
ミクさんは世界で一番お姫さま！

Unky Des

#35
August 10, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
...should tell you I've only had sex four times in the last seven years.

"Daylight come and me..."

Sideswipe

#36
August 10, 2014, 06:04:39 PM
"Daylight come and me have to spend a 10 hour shift at the office."


"Nobody puts Baby in a..."

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Unky Des

#37
August 10, 2014, 06:08:07 PM
"...Blender like Imrahil."

"This was no boating...."

Miku Fan

#38
August 11, 2014, 02:06:03 PM Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 02:08:14 PM by Miku Fan
"This was no boating" death, so there will be no wake...."

A good man is like...
ミクさんは世界で一番お姫さま！

Unky Des

#39
August 11, 2014, 02:49:27 PM
...kinda like hard to like keep when you like say "like" every like word. Duh!"

My love is like a red red....

Johnny Unusual

#40
August 13, 2014, 01:55:24 PM
...Green.  At least I am found handy.

Next (from HL Mencken)
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us..."

Sideswipe

#41
August 13, 2014, 02:03:55 PM
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that 711 burrito you are about to bite into may bite you back at some point in the next 6-12 hours."

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm..."

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Darth Geek

#42
August 13, 2014, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: Sideswipe on August 13, 2014, 02:03:55 PM

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of kickass. Want some gum?


I can't believe she wore that to...

Johnny Unusual

#43
August 14, 2014, 11:38:53 AM
I can't believe she wore that to the nudist colony.  Although anything would have been a faux pas.

What happens in Vegas...

Miku Fan

#44
August 16, 2014, 12:57:00 PM
Quote from: Johnny Unusual on August 14, 2014, 11:38:53 AM
I can't believe she wore that to the nudist colony.  Although anything would have been a faux pas.

What happens in Vegas...
Can often be cured with a strong course of penicillin.

Next:  Now is the time for all good men....
ミクさんは世界で一番お姫さま！
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