Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/safety-woman-danger-out-doors

Safety Woman's back, and she's more out of doors than ever! Yes, everyone's favorite crossing guard turned cosmic superhero Guardiana, seen first in the beloved RiffTrax short Safety: Harm Hides at Home, is taking it outside, Dalton from Road House style. But don't worry, she hasn't changed a bit. Still freelance architecting, still keeping kids safe with the pie plate and baton some aliens gave her, and still visiting her "favorite Aunt Margaret" -- deal with it, lesser Aunts!

Whether in boats, driveways, or crosswalks, dumb kids everywhere are getting themselves into trouble and needing saving, Guardiana style. She always shows up in the nick of time, er, well, after the nick of time, when the accident has already happened, then rewinds time and takes care of business. Teaching kids an important lesson: it doesn't really matter what you do, a foxy lady in a shiny suit will show up and fix it! So go nuts!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they don their official Guardiana headbands and sunglasses for Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors!
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/safety-woman-danger-out-doors

[Satellite of Love]

Damn...I thought it was "Gamera" not "Guardiana" oh well lol!

[losingmydignity]

How many of these Guardiana shorts did they make? I'm looking forward to it. The first one is a classic.

[Darth Geek]

Damn...I thought it was "Gamera" not "Guardiana" oh well lol!

Guardiana is not friend to children. She is lame, and prevents them from doing anything fun.

[Corny Commentaries]

Pretty funny to see this come out today - we riffed it 4 years ago (http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/corny-commentaries-safety-danger-out-doors). I'll have to check it out and compare :-D

[Bob]

I wonder how many of these things they made?

[Trekker4747]

Doing some... "research" doesn't turn up much on either the short series, Safetywoman/Gaurdiana or the actress who plays her. The only two shorts I could find are this one and the previous one (Safety at Home) I *assume* there's more but hard to say.

Shame, though, Safetywoman is pretty hot.

[Darth Geek]

Shame, though, Safetywoman is pretty hot.

She is. And she was probably broiling in that mylar suit.

Actually, Guardiana's suit reminds me of those silly "Sauna Suits":

[The Lurker]

I suddenly have a craving for loaded baked potatoes.  Or just baked potatoes.

[Bob]

I am not sure why they had her wear an old ladies wind scarf and a cheap headband.   My dog could have had better costume designs.

[Johnny Unusual]

So wait, is her super-heroine name Gaurdiana or Safety Woman?  It's weird that she has two.

[Pitch]

So wait, is her super-heroine name Gaurdiana or Safety Woman?  It's weird that she has two.

I think it's "Gaurdiana the Safety Woman" in much the same way that it's "Batman the Caped Crusader."

[Trekker4747]

Wait, I thought it was the "Goddamn Batman" or is it the "Goddamn Safetywoman"?  I can't keep up with these memes.