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Started by Trekker4747, June 26, 2013, 06:01:36 PM

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losingmydignity

Once again, I think we can only say we are putting more thought into this film than any of its creators ever did.







(Although I do think about cleavage a lot)

Bob

Well, if the director made ending had the "comedy" side kick faking being a vampire, he looked so much like a vampire (despite the sun walking) then it fit in well with the fake vampire melt down at the end.  The uncle drying out and melting looked like he was a marshmallow snack at the end.  I mean, my five year old nephew could have done a better special effects version.

And our main star, she went from looking pretty to "Wal-Mart like" every other scene.  I have never seen that in a movie before. 

Trekker4747

Quote from: Bob on June 29, 2013, 09:52:56 AM

And our main star, she went from looking pretty to "Wal-Mart like" every other scene.  I have never seen that in a movie before.

Much better looking women at your local Walmart than mine, apparently.

losingmydignity

Or I'm guessing they sell some really weird curly hair extensions at Wal-Mart (I'm lucky to live in a town that does't have one).

Darth Geek

Yeah, her curly hair kept reminding me of a bratty girl from a cartoon, but I can't remember which one.



CJones

Quote from: Darth Geek on June 29, 2013, 04:09:38 PM
Yeah, her curly hair kept reminding me of a bratty girl from a cartoon, but I can't remember which one.

You're thinking of Darla from Cats don't Dance.

Also, did everyone notice that in every scene where she has the absurd curls, she was also wearing the same dress. Apparently she just showed up to work like that one day and they decided to just shoot a bunch of non-sequential scenes. They just didn't care.

Darth Geek

Quote from: CJones on July 01, 2013, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 29, 2013, 04:09:38 PM
Yeah, her curly hair kept reminding me of a bratty girl from a cartoon, but I can't remember which one.

You're thinking of Darla from Cats don't Dance.

Also, did everyone notice that in every scene where she has the absurd curls, she was also wearing the same dress. Apparently she just showed up to work like that one day and they decided to just shoot a bunch of non-sequential scenes. They just didn't care.
Doubtful, I've never seen Cats Don't Dance.


losingmydignity

Quote from: Darth Geek on July 01, 2013, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: CJones on July 01, 2013, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 29, 2013, 04:09:38 PM
Yeah, her curly hair kept reminding me of a bratty girl from a cartoon, but I can't remember which one.

You're thinking of Darla from Cats don't Dance.

Also, did everyone notice that in every scene where she has the absurd curls, she was also wearing the same dress. Apparently she just showed up to work like that one day and they decided to just shoot a bunch of non-sequential scenes. They just didn't care.
Doubtful, I've never seen Cats Don't Dance.

So it's not Annie?

Darth Geek

Quote from: losingmydignity on July 01, 2013, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on July 01, 2013, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: CJones on July 01, 2013, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 29, 2013, 04:09:38 PM
Yeah, her curly hair kept reminding me of a bratty girl from a cartoon, but I can't remember which one.

You're thinking of Darla from Cats don't Dance.

Also, did everyone notice that in every scene where she has the absurd curls, she was also wearing the same dress. Apparently she just showed up to work like that one day and they decided to just shoot a bunch of non-sequential scenes. They just didn't care.
Doubtful, I've never seen Cats Don't Dance.

So it's not Annie?
No, her curls are completely different.


Trekker4747

Quote from: CJones on July 01, 2013, 03:16:33 PM
They just didn't care.

I'm pretty sure that was one of the critic quotes on this movie's poster.


losingmydignity

I'm surprised they didn't make a hair extension riff. But then again I never would have such hair extension spotting skills if it weren't for my sex change operation the number of times a girl I was going out with pointed them out to me in sixties movies.

CJones

Quote from: Darth Geek on July 01, 2013, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: CJones on July 01, 2013, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 29, 2013, 04:09:38 PM
Yeah, her curly hair kept reminding me of a bratty girl from a cartoon, but I can't remember which one.

You're thinking of Darla from Cats don't Dance.

Also, did everyone notice that in every scene where she has the absurd curls, she was also wearing the same dress. Apparently she just showed up to work like that one day and they decided to just shoot a bunch of non-sequential scenes. They just didn't care.
Doubtful, I've never seen Cats Don't Dance.

Seriously, it's not this?:


The only other thing I can think of is Princess from The Powerpuff Girls.



Darth Geek



Johnny Unusual