What did we learn this time?

[Trekker4747]

The DOD is located in a Section-8 two-story apartment building?

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

And the Oval Office looks TERRIBLE!

[TriffRax]

I learned that when Christopher Plummer is in it for a paycheck, he will make darn sure the audience knows it.

[CJones]

I learned the expression "Big as a hog's dick on Sunday".

This is not something I wanted to learn...... And why Sunday?

[Trekker4747]

Hog dicks are smaller on the other days of the week, duh!

[Mark A. Siefert]

I learned that Mike's love of Chris Lemmon does not extend outside of Duet.

[Rabbi Hi-Keeba]

I learned that Jack Lemmon most likely died of embarrassment.

Also, I learned that Citgo and Yankee Candle run the world.

Also-also, I learned that Martin Landau was always a professional, no matter who he was acting with. I would have hit the little twerp.

[Bob]

I learned that assault rifles are harmless and all bullets either miss you, or just give you a tiny itch when you are hit by them.

And you can push government troops around and just walk up to them and they won't shoot you or do anything.  I mean, how can our government defend itself?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that I it's possible to miss someone with an automatic rifle when they're only standing a few feet away.

I also learned that when someone places what is obviously plastic explosive and a detonator on something you should, instead of running, should be impressed with the thing the BOMB IS ON!

[Darth Geek]

I have NOT learned why Chris Lemmon's character is so quick to be on the side of the supposed defector Firehead who is currently blowing up buildings.

[The Snape]

I learned that Nicholas Cage was slated to be the original Firehead but he kept incessantly demanding to know "How'd I get burned?!?" "How'd I get burned?!"

And that he lapsed back to this in thinking that it was his character in ghost rider 

[Trekker4747]

I have NOT learned why Chris Lemmon's character is so quick to be on the side of the supposed defector Firehead who is currently blowing up buildings.

I wasn't clear on that either.... But it seemed to me they were friends? Wings Haus... I mean Chris Lemon "designed" him.... or something?  I dunno.

I learned that there were one too many sweaters with squiggles on them in the 1990s.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that there were one too many sweaters with squiggles on them in the 1990s.

Yeah, that girl looked like she was wearing the opening credits to In Living Color.

[LuvBJones]

"The DOD is located in a Section-8 two-story apartment building?"

Yes, but their offices are located in a Ramada Inn on Pena Boulevard. "pffffft* They filmed their movie in the airport hotel!! *snerk*

[MST3Kgirl]

I learned that in dangerous situations you hide one of the most skillful "assassins" in the background & let the scientist shoot at the baddies in front.

I learned that the most effective assassins have a limp wristed gun hold & can point said gun at the President and not get shot.

I had to learn what Chris Lemon looks like in boxers 

I also had to learn to watch 2 characters with absolutely no chemistry try to act sexy. Yuck. Evil.