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Mrs. Dick Courier

So true, thank goodness she's not a manager.  But she's one of those people who think they know everything and don't know shit.

I'm a fairly calm person, takes a lot to loose my temper but when I do its a sight to behold.  She's really the only person in my life who can make me lose it.  Usually only work with her 1 day a week, which is more than enough, I work at 3 different locations during the week.  Had to work with her two days this week.  It was hell.
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MartyS (Gromit)

Got a sunburn on the top of my head Thursday afternoon doing the solar viewing stuff for the picnic they do on reading day (day between the last class and finals), still feeling it pretty badly 2 days later...  I have a baseball cap I keep at work just for that, but I was asked to set stuff up last minute and didn't think to go get it...

MSTJedi

Happens to me, too, these days. Damn thin hair.


Lembach

I hate Zach Galifianakis.  >:(

Lembach

Seriously, I really hate Zach Galifianakis.  >:(

goflyblind

:speechless: this is a safe space; show us on the doll where he touched you.
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Thrifty

Quote from: Lembach on May 05, 2013, 02:14:56 AM
Seriously, I really hate Zach Galifianakis.  >:(

Is this brought on because he hosted SNL last night?  Or because of the ads for *groan* The Hangover Part III?

I saw some of the guy's standup comedy once.  Except he didn't tell jokes like your traditional comedian does.  Really he just sort of babbled for an hour.

He kinda reminds me of a fat, bearded Dane Cook.  Unfunny comedian who nevertheless became a huge star for a short period of time. 

Speaking of Dane Cook, you know what I hate?  That shitty movie he starred in, Employee of the Month.  The entire fucking movie is based on 2 obnoxious douchebags competing to take advantage of a slutty woman.  That's it.  That's the entire conflict.  The whole maguffin was one stupid sexual encounter.  And it's like Dane Cook played the allegedly likeable douchebag and Dax Shepard played the evil douchebag.  But they're both such massive doucebags that the only way you know who to root for is because the movie tells you who to root for.  They say "Ok, Dane Cook is the good guy and Dax Shepard is the bad guy.  Just trust us, okay?"

I did like veteran character actor Tim Bagley though.  He's always a treat.

Lembach

Quote from: Thrifty on May 05, 2013, 06:20:20 AM
Quote from: Lembach on May 05, 2013, 02:14:56 AM
Seriously, I really hate Zach Galifianakis.  >:(

Is this brought on because he hosted SNL last night?  Or because of the ads for *groan* The Hangover Part III?

I saw some of the guy's standup comedy once.  Except he didn't tell jokes like your traditional comedian does.  Really he just sort of babbled for an hour.

He kinda reminds me of a fat, bearded Dane Cook.  Unfunny comedian who nevertheless became a huge star for a short period of time. 

Speaking of Dane Cook, you know what I hate?  That shitty movie he starred in, Employee of the Month.  The entire fucking movie is based on 2 obnoxious douchebags competing to take advantage of a slutty woman.  That's it.  That's the entire conflict.  The whole maguffin was one stupid sexual encounter.  And it's like Dane Cook played the allegedly likeable douchebag and Dax Shepard played the evil douchebag.  But they're both such massive doucebags that the only way you know who to root for is because the movie tells you who to root for.  They say "Ok, Dane Cook is the good guy and Dax Shepard is the bad guy.  Just trust us, okay?"

I did like veteran character actor Tim Bagley though.  He's always a treat.

Yes, the appearance on SNL is what prompted my ire.  I think you crystallized what it is about him that I so dislike: his comedy is just babbling with that stupid, vapid expression on his face. I see more as a squat Tom Green, though. They both have that same vacant facial expression and go for shock reactions. I think people feel compelled to laugh at them in order to get past the awkward silences they cause. Not because they are funny.

Dane Cook earned my hatred for an entirely different reason. That fuck was using the theater shooting in Aurora in his stand-up act less than a week after it happened. The man has no soul.

http://gawker.com/5929595/dane-cook-jokes-about-aurora-shooting-on-stage-less-than-one-week-after-massacre

Oh, but he tweeted he was sorry, so that makes it okay.

Tripe

Sigh, being on the production side of a play is a real exercise in frustration sometimes.

MSTJedi

Quote from: Imrahil on May 05, 2013, 06:39:42 PM
I'm not sure I hate any comedians that I can think of.   I mean, some are douchebags. But -hate-? Hm. Don't think so.

Andy Dick?


Darth Geek

Quote from: MSTJedi on May 05, 2013, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on May 05, 2013, 06:39:42 PM
I'm not sure I hate any comedians that I can think of.   I mean, some are douchebags. But -hate-? Hm. Don't think so.

Andy Dick?
Larry the Cable Guy?


Thrifty

That's not fair comparing Zach G-toofuckinglongname to Tom Green.  Tom Green does obnoxious gross-out humor and unleashed "Freddy Got Fingered" upon the world.  Zach G never did anything close to that terrible.

MSTJedi

Quote from: Darth Geek on May 05, 2013, 10:40:37 PM
Quote from: MSTJedi on May 05, 2013, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on May 05, 2013, 06:39:42 PM
I'm not sure I hate any comedians that I can think of.   I mean, some are douchebags. But -hate-? Hm. Don't think so.

Andy Dick?
Larry the Cable Guy?

Eh, Larry is just highly annoying. Dick actually lives up to his name.


Mrs. Dick Courier

Mr Dick is quite likable when sober didn't watch him on DWTS though.  Saw him on celebritry rehab

I never could stand Jack Black, too hyper.  Recently saw him in Bernie though and he was quite likable.  Never realized he could actually act.
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Pak-Man

There are also those who attest that without Andy Dick, we might still have a Chris Farley...