Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.

[Darth Geek]

According to the movies, nobody on a farm has bought a truck since the forties.

In the role of "You aint from around here, are ya?"

Denim enthusiast.

Either they're going for suspense, or the cinematographer left the camera on the roomba.

Since you won't confess, I'm going to bury you alive.

Hey, wait, you guys know these things just squish?



Seriously, no PACKERS riff? I know the movie isn't in Minnesota, but still...

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

King Theoden here... etc.

[Lemming Howard]

Really low voiced, "One ringy-dingy....

[Beyond the Riff]

Hot, one-sided telephone action EXPLODES across the screen!

[Trekker4747]

"Did he just goose the child?! Good God, Shatner!"

[Beyond the Riff]

Compared to this, the Tribbles were no trouble at all!

[Rabbi Hi-Keeba]

"You took my ***house***!!!"

"There's a -- ME -- on the -- BACK -- of the HORSE!!!"

The aforementioned phone-conversation riff. I think creepy-spider movies must have some sort of union rules that require dull one-sided conversations and at least one female scientist in a white suit.

[Trekker4747]

"You took my ***house***!!!"

"There's a -- ME -- on the -- BACK -- of the HORSE!!!"

The aforementioned phone-conversation riff. I think creepy-spider movies must have some sort of union rules that require dull one-sided conversations and at least one female scientist in a white suit.

At least this female scientist was a pretty young woman who gave us some side-boob rather than a coffee and cigarettes raspy voiced woman screeching "Vance!!!!"

[Mark A. Siefert]

"Mommy's fun when you hide her medicine!"

[LuvBJones]

"and the erectile dysfunction commercial is complete!"

[Trekker4747]

Shatner: "Slick as a [gnat's] ass, eh, Jim?"
Bill: "And I know my gnat-asses."

[The Elusive Robert Denby]

I was hooked during the credits, with Kevin crooning, "Spider porn... Spiderrrr PORRRRRRNNNNN!"

[yamshark]

Aaaand.. Shatner-pause.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

"And suddenly, the simulated cowboy rape got weird"